81 Batman Pick Up Lines

Roses are red, the Bat-Signal glows, I'd like to see you strike a pose.

Roses are red, Arkham's walls are high, But for you, I'd break out and fly.

Roses are red, Batgirl's hair is flame, Tonight, let's play a different game.

Roses are red, the Batcave's deep, Into my bed, I hope you'll leap.

Roses are red, Wayne Manor's vast, I bet you'd make me break my fast.

Roses are red, Killer Croc's got scales, Your curves put his to shame in spades.

Roses are red, my gadgets are cool, But you're the hottest in my arsenal.

Roses are red, Gotham's nights are long, With you, I'd be anything but strong.

Roses are red, my moral code's grey, For you, I might bend it anyway.

Roses are red, my car's got flame, In bed, I bet you're just the same.

Roses are red, the Batmobile's slick, Wanna go for a ride on my stick?

Roses are red, Two-Face flips a coin, How about you and I adjoin?

Roses are red, Bane is strong, I'll show you why my night is long.

Roses are red, Riddler's full of tricks, I've got a puzzle for you to fix.

Roses are red, Penguin has class, I can't help staring at your... assets.

Roses are red, Scarecrow's full of fright, I'll keep you safe all through the night.

Roses are red, Mr. Freeze is blue, But I'm all heated up for you.

Roses are red, Alfred serves tea, How about you come and serve me?

Roses are red, Harley swings a mallet, I'd like to see you on my pallet.

Roses are red, Gotham has crime, Let's do something that should be a crime.

Roses are red, my cape's made of leather, How about we get tangled together?

Roses are red, my belt holds my tools, Breaking my 'no killing' rule, you're too cool.

I wanna be a superhero. Should I be Spiderman, Batman or Yourman?

Let's be like Batman and Talia al Ghul - make a little Damian of our own.

You must be Clayface, because you're making me moldable.

Want to see my utility belt? I've got a tool for every occasion.

Are you Commissioner Gordon? Because I want to answer your call.

Let's be like Batman and the Joker - I'll chase you all night long.

You must be Firefly, because you're lighting my fire.

Want to see why they call me the World's Greatest Detective? I'll investigate every inch of you.

Roses are red, the Batsuit is black, I'd love to see you on your back.

Roses are red, the Bat-Signal's bright, Let's make our own fireworks tonight.

Roses are red, Gotham is grey, I'll be your Dark Knight any day.

Roses are red, Poison Ivy's green, You're the hottest villain I've ever seen.

Roses are red, the Batcave's my lair, I'd like to see you stripped bare.

Roses are red, the Joker is mad, I'll show you why they call me the Bat-dad.

Roses are red, Catwoman's suit is tight, I bet yours would fit just right.

Roses are red, Robin wears a mask, Taking yours off is all I ask.

It seems Robin and I are not the only dynamic duo in town any longer.

You must be Poison Ivy, because one touch from you and I'm under your control.

Want to see why they really call me the Caped Crusader?

Are you the Batsuit? Because I want to slip into you tonight.

Want to help me put some new stains on this cape?

Are you Alfred? Because I need you to serve me... all night long.

Let's do like Batman and Robin and become a dynamic duo.

I may fight crime, but I'd commit a felony for that body.

You must be Killer Croc, because you're making me snap.

Let's play Riddler and Batman - you can tie me up and I'll solve your riddles.

I usually work alone, but I'd love to make you my partner in crime-fighting.

Are you from Arkham? Because you're driving me crazy.

You must be Bane, because you're breaking my back just looking at you.

Want to see why they call it the Batpole?

I may be vengeance, but you're making me feel things other than anger.

Let's be like Joker and Harley - minus the toxic relationship.

You must be Penguin, because you're making me waddle.

You must be Scarecrow, because you're giving me a rise.

Let's be like Batman and Catwoman - a little bad, a little good, and a lot of leather.

I'll be your Bruce Wayne by day and your Batman all night.

Are you Two-Face? Because I can't decide which side of you I like more.

You don't need to be Mr. Freeze to make me rock hard.

Call me the Batmobile, because I'm ready for you to take a ride.

Call me the Batcave, because I'm dark, mysterious, and ready for you to explore.

Forget the Bat-Signal, your curves are lighting up the night.

I may be the World's Greatest Detective, but I'm having trouble solving the mystery of how you got so fine.

You don't need to be Harley Quinn to make this Joker smile.

Let's do like the Batmobile and take this from 0 to 60 real quick.

Want to see why they really call me the Dark Knight?

You must be a supervillain, because you've stolen my breath away.

No need for a Bat-Signal tonight - I've already found the hero of my dreams.

Forget the Batmobile, I'd rather take you for a ride.

You don't need to be Catwoman to steal this Dark Knight's heart.

Is that a Batarang in my utility belt, or am I just happy to see you?

You must be Poison Ivy, because you're making something grow.

Baby girl, once you go bat, you’re never going back.

Girl are you a bat cave? Because I want to park my bat mobile inside you.

Hey babe, don't worry 'cause I always wear a hood.

Hi cat woman, I’m batman.

Want to see why they call me the Dark Knight? Let's turn off the lights.

Are you Gotham City? Because you've captured my heart.

I don't need a Batcave, your eyes are dark enough to get lost in.

A lot of people call me Batman, but you can call me anytime.