40 Out-of-the-Box Batman Pick Up Lines

I wanna be a superhero. Should I be Spiderman, Batman or Yourman?

Hi cat woman, I’m batman.

Let's play Riddler and Batman - you can tie me up and I'll solve your riddles.

Let's be like Batman and Catwoman - a little bad, a little good, and a lot of leather.

I'll be your Bruce Wayne by day and your Batman all night.

A lot of people call me Batman, but you can call me anytime.

Let's be like Batman and the Joker - I'll chase you all night long.

Let's be like Batman and Talia al Ghul - make a little Damian of our own.

Let's do like Batman and Robin and become a dynamic duo.

I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but… I'm Batman.

Do you know what Batman and I have in common? We both want to be your hero.

I'm Batman, and you're Robin my heart.

Are you the Batman to my Joker? Because you've got me all tied up.

Hey babe, don't worry 'cause I always wear a hood.

Call me the Batmobile, because I'm ready for you to take a ride.

You must be Killer Croc, because you're making me snap.

I usually work alone, but I'd love to make you my partner in crime-fighting.

Are you from Arkham? Because you're driving me crazy.

You must be Bane, because you're breaking my back just looking at you.

Want to see why they call it the Batpole?

I may be vengeance, but you're making me feel things other than anger.

Let's be like Joker and Harley - minus the toxic relationship.

You must be Penguin, because you're making me waddle.

You must be Scarecrow, because you're giving me a rise.

Are you Two-Face? Because I can't decide which side of you I like more.

You don't need to be Mr. Freeze to make me rock hard.

I don't need a Batcave, your eyes are dark enough to get lost in.

Girl are you a bat cave? Because I want to park my bat mobile inside you.

You must be a supervillain, because you've stolen my breath away.

Baby girl, once you go bat, you’re never going back.

You must be Poison Ivy, because you're making something grow.

Is that a Batarang in my utility belt, or am I just happy to see you?

You don't need to be Catwoman to steal this Dark Knight's heart.

Forget the Batmobile, I'd rather take you for a ride.

No need for a Bat-Signal tonight - I've already found the hero of my dreams.

Want to see why they really call me the Dark Knight?

Call me the Batcave, because I'm dark, mysterious, and ready for you to explore.

Let's do like the Batmobile and take this from 0 to 60 real quick.

You don't need to be Harley Quinn to make this Joker smile.

Want to see why they call me the Dark Knight? Let's turn off the lights.

Are you Gotham City? Because you've captured my heart.

I may be the World's Greatest Detective, but I'm having trouble solving the mystery of how you got so fine.

Forget the Bat-Signal, your curves are lighting up the night.

I may fight crime, but I'd commit a felony for that body.

Roses are red, the Bat-Signal glows, I'd like to see you strike a pose.

Are you Alfred? Because I need you to serve me... all night long.

Roses are red, the Batmobile's slick, Wanna go for a ride on my stick?

Roses are red, Alfred serves tea, How about you come and serve me?

Roses are red, Mr. Freeze is blue, But I'm all heated up for you.

Roses are red, Scarecrow's full of fright, I'll keep you safe all through the night.