42 Deer Pick Up Lines

Are you a deer stand? Because I'd wait all day just to see you.

Call me a yearling, because my heart's skipping like a young deer.

Like a deer at dawn, you're taking my breath away.

Are you using deer attractant? Because I'm drawn to you.

Like a deer's ears, I'm perking up whenever you're around.

Like a deer track in fresh snow, you've left an impression on my heart.

Like a deer in summer browse, you're looking mighty tasty.

Like a deer during hunting season, you've captured my heart.

Like a deer jumping a fence, you've got my heart leaping.

Are you a deer crossing? Because I'd risk it all just to get to you.

Roses are red, violets are purple, Your curves are finer than a John Deere's circle.

Roses are red, my tractor's John Deere, Your smile's so bright, it outshines my headlights, dear.

You're like prime antler growth - getting better every day.

Like a buck during pre-rut, I can't help but show off for you.

Must be your fawn spots, because you've got me spotted and smitten.

Must be your scent trail, because I'm following my heart to you.

Like a buck's territory, I want to make you my own.

You've got me moving like a rutting buck - restless and ready.

Must be your doe eyes, because I'm mesmerized.

Are you a food plot? Because you're looking mighty inviting.

Like a buck working a scrape, I'm trying to get your attention.

Must be your white flag, because my heart's racing when you walk away.

Are you a trail camera? Because you've captured my best angles.

Like a buck scraping trees, I'm trying to leave my mark on your heart.

You must be prime bedding area, because I want to stay close.

Like a buck's antlers in spring, I'm growing more interested by the day.

Must be shedding season, because you've got me dropping everything for you.

Like a whitetail in velvet, you're looking mighty fine.

You must be prime habitat, because I want to make my territory around you.

Are you a doe? Because you're making this buck want to change his bachelor status.

Must be hunting season, because you're looking like a prize.

You've got me acting more territorial than a buck during the rut.

Is your name Bambi? Because you've got me twitterpated.

You must be a 12-pointer, because you're absolutely stunning.

Are you a salt lick? Because I can't resist coming back for more.

You must be a trophy doe, because you're too good to pass up.

Call me a fawn, because I'm falling for you.

Must be mating season, because my heart's racing like a buck in pursuit.

You've got me acting like a buck in the rut - wild and willing.

Are you a doe? Because you've got me frozen in your headlights.

I must be in rut season, because I can't get you off my mind.

Call me a buck, because I'd love to lock horns with you.