35 Cheesy Cat Pick Up Lines That Will Make You Smile

They say cats choose their owners, but baby, you've got me volunteering for adoption.

If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you… especially the naughty ones.

Are you a window? Because you’re the perfect view, and I could stare at you for hours.

Do you have some string? Because I think you've got me totally tangled up in you.

Is your name Paws? Because you've got my heart on pause whenever I see you.

Are you my owner? Because I think you’ve just got me… completely trained.

Are you a scratching post? Because I can't help but want to rub up against you all night.

You must be made of catnip because you’re driving me absolutely wild.

Do you believe in love at first purr, or should I walk by again?

You must be a comfy bed, because I just want to pounce on you and make myself at home.

Is your name Whiskers? Because you’re the only one who can make me feel this good with a little touch.

Are you a laser pointer? Because you've got my attention, and I’m not letting go.

Do you come with a scratching post? Because I’m ready to leave some marks.

You must be a milk saucer because I just wanna lap you up.

Are you a cozy blanket? Because I just want to curl up with you all night long.

You're like a can of tuna—one whiff and I'm hooked.

Do you like cuddles? Because I'm known for being pawsitively irresistible.

Are you a cardboard box? Because I’d fit in perfectly with you.

They say cats are mysterious creatures, but the only mystery I want to solve is how to win your heart.

Like a cat's tail in the dark, you've got a way of wrapping around my thoughts.

Is your name Luna? Because like a cat under a full moon, you've got me acting wild.

You must have some feline DNA, because your walk is pure poetry in motion.

Ever notice how cats choose their own person? Well, my heart just made its choice. And hey, call me a cat.

Some say black cats are bad luck, but with curves like yours, I'm willing to risk all nine lives.

You must be part Sphinx, because you've got me under your spell without saying a word.

They say cats see things we don't - maybe that's why I saw you from across the room.

Call me curious like a cat, because I'd risk satisfaction just to know your story.

Do you mind if I nap on your lap? I promise I’ll keep it warm for both of us.

You must have catnip in your pocket, because I'm drawn to you like a feline to paradise.

Some cats hunt mice, but honey, you're hunting hearts and you just caught mine.

You've got that feline confidence - the kind that makes a room full of people feel like your personal territory.

Must be a jungle cat in your ancestry, because those moves are pure predatory grace.

Call me a cat's eye, because I can see right through everyone else... except you. You've got me different.

Are you a warm sunbeam? Because I could just lie in your warmth all day.

Do you have a bell? Because every time I think of you, my heart starts ringing.