34 Nucleus Pick Up Lines

Is your name Nucleus? Because you're at the core of my thoughts.

You must be a proton, because you're positively attracting me.

Are you radioactive? Because you're making my heart decay exponentially.

Call me an electron, because I can't help orbiting around you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, The nucleus is central, just like my love for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Atoms have nuclei, and I'm attracted to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, The nucleus controls the cell, like you control my heart too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Protons in the nucleus, my thoughts are all on you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Nuclear fusion's hot, but not as hot as you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, DNA's in the nucleus, and I'm unwinding for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Neutrons have no charge, but you're positively charged to me, it's true.

Roses are red, violets are blue, The nucleus is protected, like how I want to protect you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Electrons orbit the nucleus, and I want to orbit you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Nucleus holds chromosomes, and I want to hold onto you.

Is your name Adenine? Because you're the base I want to pair with.

Are you nuclear fusion? Because you make me feel like I'm on the sun.

You must be a cell membrane, because you've got me feeling all selective.

Call me a neuron, because you're triggering all my right impulses.

Are you quantum entanglement? Because I feel a connection between us that defies classical physics.

Call me a ribosome, because I'm ready to translate our chemistry into something real.

You must be telomerase, because you're lengthening my life span.

Is your name Histone? Because you've got my DNA all wrapped up.

Are you cellular respiration? Because you take my breath away.

You must be a centrosome, because you're the center of my attraction.

Call me mRNA, because I'm carrying the message of how much I like you.

Are you the nuclear membrane? Because you've got me enveloped.

You must be radioactive decay, because you've got me half-life, half-crazy.

Is your name Phosphorus? Because you're essential to my DNA.

Are you a nuclear pore? Because I'd like to get through your defenses.

You must be cellular division, because you've doubled my interest.

Call me an isotope, because I'm unstable without you.

Are you the endoplasmic reticulum? Because you've got my proteins folding.

You must be a nucleotide, because you're a fundamental part of my life.

Are you a nucleolus? Because you're the highlight of my cell.