40 Angry Birds Pick Up Lines

Like those bonus levels, you're an unexpected delight

Call me Red's Mighty Feathers - I'm ready to shake things up with you

Must be Corporal Pig, because you've got me standing at attention

Like those golden eggs, I'd cross any level to get to you

Are you Bad Piggies? Because you've stolen more than just eggs

Like those level replays, I keep coming back for more of you

Call me Space Bird, because your gravity is irresistible

Must be the Mighty League, because you're in a class of your own

Like those achievement stars, you're making all my wishes come true

Are you that golden slingshot? Because everything about you is premium

Like that three-star rating, you're absolutely perfect

Call me Thunder Bird, because you've got me making all kinds of noise

Like those power potions, you've got me feeling extra special

Must be a glass block, because I can see right through to your beautiful soul

Are you King Pig? Because you're ruling my thoughts

Like those birds' special powers, you've activated something in me

Must be Bubbles, because you've got me expanding with excitement

Are you the Mighty Eagle's sardines? Because I'm craving your attention

Like those pigs' helmets, I hope I can protect your heart

Call me Hal - I'm ready to ricochet right into your DMs

Like those golden eggs, you're one in a million

Must be the Blues, because one look at you turned into three times the attraction

Call me Ice Bird, because you've got me frozen in my tracks

Like that slingshot trajectory, I can see us going places together

Are you Space Eagle? Because you're out of this world

Must be a power-up, because you just supercharged my heart

Are you Silver? Because you've got me in a loop

Like those green pigs, I'd steal time with you any day

Like those wooden blocks, my defenses are falling for you

Are you the Mighty Eagle? Because you're soaring through my thoughts

Must be Stella, because you've got me in a bubble of love

Like those TNT boxes, my feelings for you are about to explode

Like those pigs' fortresses, my heart crumbles whenever you're around

Are you the slingshot? Because you've got me all wound up

Must be Chuck, because you're making my heart accelerate

Like Bomb Bird, you're totally explosive - in all the right ways

Are you Matilda? Because you just dropped something special on me... your charm

Forget the golden eggs, you're the real treasure I'm after

Call me Terence, because I'm big, quiet, and ready to make an impact in your life

Call me Red, because I'm falling hard for you