49 Thirsty Pick Up Lines

They call me Sahara because baby, I'm thirsty for you.

Consider me the most dehydrated person alive because DAMN I'm thirsty for you.

Call me thirsty, but I'd crawl through the desert just to slide in your DMs.

Are you water? Because I'm getting thirsty just looking at you.

Must be dehydrated, because you've got me feeling extra thirsty tonight.

Are you a mirage? Because you're the kind of vision that makes me thirsty.

Are you rainfall? Because you're exactly what this thirsty heart needs.

Must be love at first sip, because you're quenching things I didn't know I was thirsty for.

Are you the Sahara? Because you've got me feeling thirsty in all the right ways.

Are you a cactus? Because you've got me feeling thirsty in all the right ways.

Are you a succulent? Because I'm getting thirsty just looking at you.

Is that the Sahara, or did you just make me thirsty?

I think I need some hydration, because you've got me feeling thirsty.

Must be a drought, 'cause I'm mighty thirsty for your attention.

Are you a desert oasis? 'Cause I'm thirsty for your attention.

Forget about Berry juice, you've got me thirsty for something a little stronger.

Forget about orange juice, you've got me thirsty for something a little stronger.

Must be a drought, because you've got me dying of thirst over here.

The way you look got me more parched than Death Valley in August.

Call me dehydrated because I'm thirsting bad for what you've got.

Like a man in the desert, I'm desperate for a taste of you.

You must be an oasis, because my thirst is real and you're looking like salvation.

This thirst is getting unbearable - think you could quench it for me?

They said stay hydrated, but you've got me thirsting like never before.

Looking like a tall drink of water when I'm dying of thirst over here.

My thirst levels are critical and you're looking like the only cure.

Got me feeling more parched than a camel that lost its way.

Forget water - you're the only thing that could quench this thirst.

My thirst is chronic and you're looking like the perfect prescription.

They say humans can survive 3 days without water, but I can't go another minute without you.

This ain't regular thirst - you've got me feeling dehydrated on another level.

Looking so good you've got me thirsting harder than a marathon runner in July.

My thirst meter is off the charts and it's all your fault.

Forget eight glasses a day - you're the only hydration I need.

Is it hot in here, or is that just the way you make me feel?

You must be the sun, because you're making me sweat in all the right ways.

Call me a desert, because I'm thirsting for your attention.

Are you an oasis? Because you're everything I've been craving.

You must be a tall drink of water, because I've never been more parched.

Is your name Summer? Because you've got me hot and bothered.

Call me the Sahara, because I'm dying to drink you in.

Must be your gravity, because my thirst is pulling me toward you.

Like a cold drink on a hot day - I need you right now.

You must be making it rain, because you've got me catching feelings and thirst.

Are you hydration? Because my thirst levels are rising just looking at you.

Call me desperate, but I'm thirsting for more than just your attention.

Are you a waterfall? Because I want to dive right in.

You must be humidity, because you've got me feeling hot and heavy.

Like fine wine - the longer I look, the thirstier I get.