32 Diarrhea Pick Up Lines

Babe are you hot diarrhea? Because I am about to come out of you like lava.

Babe, you must be diarrhea, because I am coming nonstop.

Girl, swallow all you want, I promise you won't have diarrhea after this.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just cant hold it in.

Is your name Butterflies? Because you keep fluttering around in my stomach whenever I see you.

You must be a rollercoaster, because just looking at you gives me that exciting drop in my stomach.

Are you an amusement park? Because you give me those stomach-flipping thrills I can't get enough of.

I think I need to see a doctor, because every time you walk by, my stomach does somersaults.

You've got me feeling so weak in the knees, I might need to sit down... preferably next to you.

Is it hot in here, or is it just the butterflies you're giving me?

You must be magical, because my stomach does backflips whenever our eyes meet.

Warning: prolonged eye contact with me may cause severe cases of butterflies and weak knees.

I'd offer to buy you a drink, but you've already got my insides swirling.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes and my stomach keeps doing flips.

Are you made of magnets? Because you're pulling at my heartstrings and flipping my stomach upside down.

Your smile is giving me more butterflies than a butterfly sanctuary.

I might need some Dramamine, because you've got my head spinning and my stomach fluttering.

You've got my stomach doing more acrobatics than an Olympic gymnast.

I think there's something wrong with my eyes - I can't take them off you, and it's making my stomach do somersaults.

Is your name Vertigo? Because you've got me feeling dizzy in all the right ways.

I was feeling fine until I saw you, and now my knees are weak and my stomach's in knots.

I think you've caused an earthquake, because you just made my world shake and my stomach flutter.

Do you work at a theme park? Because you're giving me the best kind of stomach drops.

Are you a magician? Because whenever you appear, so do the butterflies in my stomach.

I need to ask - are you made of adrenaline? Because my heart's racing and my stomach's flipping just looking at you.

I should report you to the authorities for causing these wild butterflies in my stomach.

If feelings were physical, you'd have my stomach doing Olympic-level gymnastics right now.

You must be a flight turbulence, because you've got my stomach dropping in the most exciting way.

I think you stole something from me - my cool composure, because now I'm just a bundle of butterflies.

Is your middle name 'Vertigo'? Because you make me dizzy with excitement.

You're like the world's best roller coaster - thrilling, exciting, and guaranteed to flip my stomach.

Do you have a permit for that? Because whatever you're doing is causing serious butterflies, and I'm not sure it's legal to be that captivating.