Hulk Pick Up Lines That Are Actually Romantic

Forget puny humans - you're the only one strong enough to handle me.

I may smash buildings, but I'd rather be smashing that...

I may have anger issues, but you're giving me a whole different kind of passion.

Forget the Avengers - you're the only team-up I'm interested in right now.

They say size doesn't matter, but I beg to differ.

I might be bulletproof, but I'm not heartproof when it comes to you.

Want to see how long I can maintain my... stamina?

I'm not always angry, but you're making me feel some intense emotions right now.

You must be stronger than vibranium, because you've completely shattered my defenses.

Are you a super soldier serum? Because you're bringing out the best in me.

Wanna help me test the durability of my stretchy pants?

They say I'm a monster, but I bet you could tame me.

Forget Bruce Banner - I'd rather you unleash my wild side.

I might be green, but I'm definitely not envious of anyone else when I'm with you.

You must be gamma radiation, because you're making my heart rate accelerate.

Is your name Betty? Because you've got me turning green with desire.

I may be big and green, but I promise I'm gentle when it matters.

Wanna see my secret lab? I've got some experiments I'd like to conduct with you.

You don't need to be a genius like Banner to figure out I'm into you.

You must be my kryptonite... wait, wrong universe. But you definitely weaken my knees.

Want to test the limits of my endurance? I promise I won't tire easily.

They call me a monster, but I bet you could bring out my gentle giant.

You don't need to be a super genius to deduce how attracted I am to you.

I might be a creature of rage, but you're awakening a very different kind of passion.

Forget the Hulkbuster - you're the only one I want containing me tonight.

They say I'm unpredictable, but I can guarantee you'll enjoy what comes next.

I may have a tough exterior, but I bet you could make me melt inside.

Want to see how many times I can make you say 'incredible' tonight?

I might be a man of few words, but I can express myself in other ways.

I might transform when I'm angry, but you make me swell in other ways.

Want to see how many times I can make your body quake?

Forget gamma radiation - your body is giving me a much better kind of exposure.

I don't need super strength to sweep you off your feet, but it sure doesn't hurt.

You must be my trigger, because you're setting off all kinds of reactions in me.

Wanna find out if all parts of me grow when I transform?

I may be indestructible, but your beauty is absolutely crushing me.

They say I'm unstoppable, but for you, I'd come to a full stop.

I've got the strength of a thousand men, but you've got me weak in the knees.

I may be green, but I'm not inexperienced when it comes to pleasing.

They call me the Incredible Hulk, but you can just call me incredible in bed.