40 Nature Pick Up Lines

You must be the Amazon, because you're wild, wet, and full of exotic treasures.

Is that the Big Bang I'm feeling? Because you're creating a whole new universe for me.

Are you continental drift? Because I'd cross oceans to be with you.

Let's be like day and night - I'll rise for you, and you can go down on me.

You must be a supernova, because you're explosively hot and I can't look away.

You must be a rare earth element, because you're precious and I want you all to myself.

Is that the Sahara, or did you just make me thirsty?

Let's be like moss and rocks - I'll cling to you all night long.

Are you a tsunami? Because you're about to rock my world.

Call me a mountain goat, because I want to scale your peaks.

You must be a black hole, because I'm powerless against your attraction.

Is that a tropical storm in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Call me a cave, because I want you to explore my depths.

Are you El Niño? Because you're bringing the heat and making me wet.

Let's be like pollen and bees - I'll spread, you receive.

Are you plate tectonics? Because you're causing tremors in all the right places.

Call me a sunflower, because I'm always turning towards you.

Is that the Northern Lights, or are you just electrifying my world?

You must be a geyser, because you've got me all hot and bothered.

Are you a monsoon? Because you're making me wet with anticipation.

Are you global warming? Because you're making me hot all over.

Are you the moon? Because you're pulling on my tides.

Call me a river, because I want to run through your valley.

Is that the sound of a woodpecker, or just my heart pounding for you?

You must be a natural wonder, because I can't believe my eyes.

Are you the ozone layer? Because without you, my world would be unbearable.

Let's be like water and find our own natural flow together.

You must be a forest fire, because you're spreading heat through my underbrush.

Call me a glacier, because I'm slowly but surely making my way towards you.

You must be Mother Nature, because you've got me feeling primal.

Is your name Everest? Because you've taken my breath away and I'd love to climb you.

Are you gravity? Because I'm attracted to you with increasing force.

Let's be like vines and get all tangled up together.

You're hotter than volcanic magma, and I'd love to explore your chamber.

Is that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?

Are you a venus flytrap? Because I'd gladly be caught in your embrace.

Call me a tree, because I'm falling hard for you.

Is your name Aurora? Because you're lighting up my northern region.

You must be the rain, because you're making me wet and wild.

Are you photosynthesis? Because you're making me grow in all the right places.