60 Spiderman Pick Up Lines

I may not have super healing, but a kiss from you would cure anything.

You must be my web-shooters, because you've got me all strung up.

Call me Mysterio, because I'm about to show you some mind-bending moves.

Forget spider powers - your charm is the real superpower here.

You don't need to be MJ to make me want to hang upside down for a kiss.

I may not have a spider sense, but I can sense there's chemistry between us.

Call me the Lizard, because you make my primitive instincts go wild.

Forget web-swinging - I'd rather be swinging with you in other ways.

If I were Spider-Man, I'd swing by your place every night, just to see you smile.

You must be my spider-sense, because everything feels right when you're around.

I don't need superpowers to know we've got something special here.

Like Spidey's web, I'm caught up in thoughts of you - and I don't want to break free.

You're more amazing than any Spider-Man adventure I could imagine.

If life were a comic book, you'd be the hero of my story.

With you, every moment feels like that upside-down kiss scene.

I'd cross any universe to be with you - no multiverse needed.

You've got me spinning a web of daydreams, all starring you.

Forget New York City - your eyes are the real concrete jungle I want to get lost in.

If I could stick to anything, I'd choose to stick with you.

You don't need to be a superhero to save my day - your presence is enough.

Like Peter Parker's camera, I can't stop focusing on you.

No need for spider-sense when my heart always knows where you are.

You're the Mary Jane to my Peter - the one who makes everything worthwhile.

I may not shoot webs, but I'd love to shoot my shot with you.

With you, every view feels like it's from the top of a skyscraper.

Like Spider-Man's suit, you fit perfectly into my life.

No need to catch me in your web - I'm already falling for you.

If I had one superpower, I'd choose the ability to make you smile every day.

Forget web fluid, I'm more interested in exchanging other fluids with you.

You don't need to be radioactive to make my spider sense tingle all night long.

I may not have super speed, but I can still make your head spin.

Forget wall-crawling, I'd rather be crawling into your DMs.

You must be Aunt May, because you've got me feeling hot and bothered.

I might not have a secret identity, but I'd love to explore your hidden talents.

Call me the Shocker, because I bet I can send electric waves through your body.

You must be my spider suit, because I want you tight against my body all night.

Forget catching thieves - you've stolen my heart and I don't want it back.

You must be my black suit, because you're bringing out my wild side.

Call me Doctor Octopus, because I'd love to wrap my arms around you.

No need for spider-sense when my common sense tells me you're the one.

I may not have super strength, but I bet I can still lift you off your feet.

Are you my arch-nemesis? Because you've got me weak in the knees.

Forget web-slinging, I'd rather be clinging to you all night long.

You don't need to be bitten by a spider to experience some superhuman sensations tonight.

Call me Venom, because I want to be your symbiote - all over you, all night long.

I might not have organic web-shooters, but I've got something else organic you might like.

Forget the Daily Bugle - you're the headline I want to read every morning.

Is your spidey-sense tingling? Because I've got a feeling we're about to have an amazing night.

I may not shoot webs, but I can still take you swinging through the city lights.

With great power comes great responsibility... want to be irresponsible with me tonight?

You must be my Mary Jane, because you've got me head over heels.

I don't need web-shooters to get you tangled up in my sheets.

Call me the Green Goblin, because I'm about to rock your world.

I may not have spider powers, but I bet I can still make you climb the walls.

Are you a supervillain? Because you've captured my heart faster than Doc Ock.

Forget spider-silk - I'd like to tie you up with something a little more fun.

My Peter-tingle is going crazy right now. Want to investigate why?

I might not be able to stick to walls, but I'll definitely stick by your side.

You must be radioactive, because you've got my senses tingling all over.

Want to be the Gwen Stacy to my Peter Parker? I promise I won't drop you... in bed.