60 Baseball Pick Up Lines

Roses are red, home plates are square, I'd round your bases without a care.

Roses are red, pine tar is sticky, Your pitch control's got me feeling frisky.

Roses are red, bullpens are far, But you've caught my eye like a rising star.

Roses are red, scoreboards keep count, Your grand slam's got my interest to mount.

Roses are red, cleats dig the dirt, Your wild pitch has left me alert.

Roses are red, mitts are made of leather, I'd catch your fly ball in any weather.

Roses are red, bat cracks are loud, Your home run swing's got me weak in the crowd.

Roses are red, umpires make calls, I'd let you handle all of my balls.

Roses are red, jerseys have numbers, Your curveball's left my knees all aquiver.

Roses are red, diamonds have bases, I'd slide into your DMs like aces.

Roses are red, relief pitchers close, Your perfect game's left me comatose.

Roses are red, MLB's got rules, But for you, I'd break them all like fools.

Roses are red, stadiums are vast, With you, I'd make every moment last.

You must be a walk-off grand slam, because you've left me in awe.

Is your name Strike Zone? Because I'd love to get in there.

Want to play some pepper? I promise it'll be hot and spicy.

Are you a knuckleball? Because you've got me all twisted up.

You must be a no-hitter, because you've left everyone else invisible.

Is your name Mound? Because I'd love to round your bases.

Want to be my closer? I promise it'll be a satisfying finish.

Are you a wild pitch? Because you've got me all over the place.

You must be a line drive, because you've hit me straight in the heart.

Is your name Dugout? Because I'd love to get cozy with you.

Roses are red, baseballs are white, Your curve's got me swinging all night.

Roses are red, dugouts are green, You're the hottest player I've ever seen.

Roses are red, catchers wear gear, I'd steal your base if you'd let me near.

Roses are red, pitchers have heat, Your fastball's got my heart skipping a beat.

Roses are red, batters take stance, How about we give extra innings a chance?

Roses are red, field lines are chalk, You're so fine, I'd take a balk.

Roses are red, strikes come in threes, Your slider's brought me to my knees.

You must be a perfect game, because I can't find a single flaw.

Is your name Bat? Because you're causing quite a stir in my dugout.

Want to be my designated hitter? I promise you'll score every time.

Are you a suicide squeeze? Because you're taking my breath away.

I must be a catcher, because I can't take my eyes off your pitch.

Want to slide into my DMs like you're stealing home?

You must be a home run, because you've got me rounding all the bases.

Is your name Bat? Because you're a real heavy hitter.

Are you the World Series? Because you're a total catch.

I'd like to be your pinch hitter, if you know what I mean.

You must be a relief pitcher, because you've got me all hot and bothered.

Want to play some extra innings at my place?

Are you a baseball diamond? Because you're a real gem.

I must be a fastball, because I'm coming in hot for you.

Want to be my dugout buddy? I promise it'll be more fun than the game.

You must be a grand slam, because you've knocked it out of the park.

Is your name Glove? Because you've caught my heart.

Want to practice some pitch control? I've got a few balls we could use.

Are you a switch hitter? Because I'd love to see you play both ways.

You must be a perfect game, because you've left me speechless.

Want to be my MVP? I promise you'll get all the perks.

Is your name Bat? Because you've got me all worked up in a sweat.

Are you a walk-off homer? Because you've won my heart in dramatic fashion.

Are you a shortstop? Because you're filling a hole in my heart.

Want to be my bullpen? I've got some heat I need to work out.

You must be a triple play, because you've left me stunned.

Is your name Pitch? Because you've got me worked up into a frenzy.

Want to practice some baserunning? I've got a few positions in mind.

Are you a squeeze play? Because you're making me feel the pressure.

Are you a curveball? Because you've got me swinging.