39 Finance Pick Up Lines

If I could buy stock in our potential, I'd be all in.

I'd skip the stock market and put all my capital in you.

You must be compound interest, because my attraction keeps growing exponentially.

If you were a stock, I'd be holding for the long term.

Your eyes are like the market - I could get lost in them for hours.

Is your name ROI? Because you're definitely worth the investment.

You've got me more interested than the Federal Reserve's latest announcement.

If charm were a commodity, you'd corner the market.

Your presence is better than any bull run I've ever seen.

I'd gladly risk it all on a futures contract with you.

You're like a perfectly balanced portfolio - you've got it all.

You're like a blue-chip stock - reliable, valuable, and always in demand.

If you were a currency, you'd be priceless.

I'd trade all my assets for a chance to get to know you better.

Your charm is so powerful, it could end a bear market.

Are you a unicorn startup? Because you're one in a billion.

If I were to diversify my portfolio, I'd invest all my time in you.

Your smile just appreciated the value of my whole day.

I must be looking at a growth stock, because I see a lot of potential here.

Is your name NASDAQ? Because you've got me at an all-time high.

You must be a hostile takeover, because you're aggressively attractive.

Are you a merger? Because I think we should combine our assets.

You must be a bull market, because you're making everything rise.

Are you a tax write-off? Because I'd like to claim you this year.

Is your body leveraged? Because you've got some dangerous curves.

You must be a hedge fund, because you're making me want to take risks.

Are you a credit score? Because you're looking like a perfect 850 to me.

I must be in a bear market, because you're making me want to go down.

Is your name Liquidity? Because you've got me flowing.

You must be a stock split, because you're multiply fine.

Are you a short squeeze? Because you're making me feel the pressure.

Call me the Federal Reserve, because I'm ready to stimulate the economy.

Is your name Dividend? Because I'd love to receive you regularly.

You must be inflation, because you're raising my interest.

Are you a market correction? Because you've got me falling hard.

Call me a day trader, because I want to get in and out of your positions.

Is your name Equity? Because I'd like to have a stake in you.

Are you a high-yield bond? Because I'm very interested in your rates.

Is your name Capital Gains? Because you're appreciating nicely.