32 Soap Pick Up Lines

Let's be like soap and water - better together than apart.

Let's be like soap and skin - I want to get all over you.

Let me be the soap that slides down your body.

Are you soap? Because you're making me want to get dirty just so I can clean up with you.

Like good soap, I promise to leave you feeling satisfied and squeaky clean.

I must be a bar of soap, because I keep slipping and falling for you.

We'd make the perfect pair—you're the soap to my loofah, and I'd love to create some lather with you.

Call me soap, because I want to get into all your hard-to-reach places.

Are you antibacterial soap? Because you're killing all my bad intentions and leaving just the good ones.

Let me be your soap dispenser—I promise to always give you exactly what you need.

Like soap and water, we have undeniable chemistry together.

If you were soap and I was a shower, we could make some steamy memories together.

I must be soap residue, because I can't seem to wash away these feelings for you.

Much like your favorite soap, I promise to leave a lasting impression long after I'm gone.

Are you exfoliating soap? Because you've scrubbed away my inhibitions.

Like that fancy soap you save for special occasions, I'd like to be your reason to celebrate.

I'd love to be the soap in your hands—gently caressed and working up a lather.

I must be moisturizing soap because every time I see you, things get slippery.

Want to drop the soap with me? I promise to pick it up... eventually.

Like luxury soap, I may seem expensive, but I'm worth every penny.

Are you handmade soap? Because you're crafted to perfection.

Let's be like soap and water—inseparable and creating something beautiful together.

I'd like to be the soap that makes you sing in the shower.

Much like soap bubbles, I can't help but rise to the occasion around you.

Like soap in a hot shower, I melt a little every time I'm near you.

Let me be your bar of soap—I promise to hit all the right spots.

You must be lavender soap, because you're making me want to get all sudsy with you.

Is your name Dove? Because you've got me feeling smooth all over.

Can I be your body wash? I want to slide down every curve you've got.

They say cleanliness is next to godliness, and baby, you've got me feeling divine.

You must be Irish Spring, because you've got me feeling fresh and wanting more.

Are you pH balanced? Because you've neutralized all my interest in anyone else.