101 Coffee Pick Up Lines

Is this the drive-thru? Because I'd love to take you for a ride.

You must be a Cinnamon Dolce Latte, because you're hot, sweet, and spicing up my life.

Are you a coffee bean? Because I'd love to grind with you.

Are you a Blonde Roast? Because you've lightened up my day.

You must be a Nitro Cold Brew with Sweet Cream, because you're smooth with a sweet finish.

Is this the secret menu? Because you're a specialty I'd like to try.

Are you a Starbucks seasonal drink? Because I'd wait all year just for you.

Are you a Starbucks apron? Because you've tied me up in knots.

If you were a syrup, you'd be the Extract of Extraordinary.

Is this the drive-thru? Because I'd like to take you home.

Are you a Nitro Cold Brew? Because you've got my heart racing at hyperspeed.

If Starbucks did blind dates, I'd order a Venti You with extra whipped cream.

Is this cup half empty or half full? Either way, I'd like to fill the rest with you.

Are you a coffee stirrer? Because you're mixing up my emotions.

If you were a Starbucks size, you'd be a Grandissimo - beyond measure.

Is this a Pour-Over? Because I'd like to take it slow with you.

Are you a mermaid? Because like the Starbucks logo, you've got me hooked.

If Starbucks did weddings, I'd order a Venti Happily Ever After with you.

Is this cup insulated? Because my feelings for you are too hot to handle.

Are you a seasonal flavor? Because I'd wait all year just for another taste.

Is this the Starbucks app? Because you've got me checking you out constantly.

Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that's getting my heart rate up?

Hey, was your daddy a barista? Because you are ALMOST what I ordered.

Are you a Starbucks drive-thru? Because I'm ready to pick you up.

You must be a Caffè Misto, because you're the perfect blend.

Is this the Clover brewing system? Because you're a rare and premium experience.

Are you a Strawberry Açaí Refresher? Because you've revitalized my interest.

You must be a Java Chip Frappuccino, because you're cool, sweet, and a little bit rough.

Is your name Pike Place? Because you're the original and still the best.

You must be a Nitro Cold Brew, because you've got me all shaken up and wanting more.

Are you a Starbucks gift card? Because you've got unlimited value to me.

I like my coffee like I like my pickup lines - hot, smooth, and a little dirty.

Is your name Venti? Because you're just my size.

Are you a Starbucks menu? Because I like every single thing about you.

You must be a Pumpkin Spice Latte, because you're hot, sweet, and everyone wants you.

Is this the Trenta size? Because my feelings for you are extra large.

Are you a Nitro Cold Brew? Because you've got me all charged up.

Can I be the foam to your latte? I promise to always rise to the top for you.

Is your heart a Starbucks cup? Because I'd like to write my name on it.

Can I be the lid to your cup? I promise to keep things hot between us.

If you were a Starbucks size, you'd be Trenta - because there's no limit to how much I want you.

If you were a Starbucks reward, I'd save all my stars just for you.

You must be a Cinnamon Dolce Latte, because you're spicing up my life.

Is your name Americano? Because you're hot and strong, just how I like it.

Are you a Starbucks Reward? Because you're a bonus I didn't expect.

You must be a Vanilla Sweet Cream Cold Brew, because you're cool, smooth, and irresistible.

Is this a Starbucks Reserve? Because meeting you feels exclusive.

Is that a Grande in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I like my coffee like I like my lovers: hot, strong, and keeping me up all night.

Are you a Caffè Misto? Because you're the perfect blend of hot and steamy.

I'd like to be your personal barista - I promise to steam your milk just right.

Is this the Starbucks secret menu? Because I'd love to try your hidden specialties.

You must be a Frappuccino, because you're cool, sweet, and I want to slurp you up.

Are you a coffee grinder? Because you're turning my beans into fine grounds.

I thought I came here for a hot drink, but you're the real steamer in this cafe.

Is that an extra shot in your cup, or are you just extra stimulating?

Are you a Flat White? Because you've smoothed out all my rough edges.

You must be a Double Shot, because you've energized my whole day.

Is your name Siren? Because like the Starbucks logo, you've lured me in.

I'd like to chai my luck with you. How about a date?

You must be a Caramel Macchiato, because you're sweet, strong, and unforgettable.

Roses are red, muffins are cakey, Without you, my world feels too shaky.

Roses are red, scones are flaky, Your smile's got me feeling less cranky.

Roses are red, cold foam is airy, A date with you would be legendary.

If Starbucks made people, you'd be a limited edition holiday special.

Is your blood type caffeine positive? Because you're pumping my heart faster than an espresso shot.

Are you a Starbucks cup? Because I'd like to leave my mark on you.

If you were a drink, you'd be a Trenta-sized cup of Irresistible.

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.

Are you a secret menu item? Because you're too good to be true.

If Starbucks named drinks after people, you'd be a Venti Double-Shot of Gorgeous.

Are you the grounds drawer? because I definitely need to take you out

Is this the Roastery? Because you've got me feeling like I'm in coffee heaven.

Are you a Puppuccino? Because you're making my heart melt.

If you were a Starbucks order, you'd be a Tall, Dark, and Handsome Roast.

Is your love a refill? Because I'd like to come back for more.

Are you a coffee bean? Because you've got me ground up and weak in the knees.

If Starbucks had a loyalty program for hearts, you'd be my Platinum member.

Is this cup recycled? Because I'd like to reuse this pickup line on you.

Is your smile as sweet as a Pumpkin Spice Latte? Because I’m hooked.

Are you a cup of hot Tazo tea? Because I barely notice you at Starbucks.

Careful, you're extreme hot

Are you a Frappuccino? Because you're blending me away.

I must be a cold brew, because I've been thinking about you a latte.

Is your name Mocha? Because you're hot and you make me crazy.

You must be a Starbucks barista, because you've got me steaming.

Are you an espresso shot? Because you've got me all shook up.

Are you a time-traveling barista? Because you've got me feeling like a Venti in a Tall world.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd skip my morning brew, just to see you.

Roses are red, my coffee's black, Your smile's more energizing than a Venti pack.

Roses are red, cold brew is cool, For a date with you, I'd break every coffee rule.

Roses are red, lattes are beige, Your beauty's got me more wired than caffeine rage.

Roses are red, espresso's strong, Without you, my day feels all wrong.

Roses are red, Frappuccinos are icy, You're hotter than a cup that's extra spicy.

Roses are red, tea bags are steeping, It's your love, not coffee, that keeps me from sleeping.

Roses are red, coffee beans are brown, Your charm's more intoxicating than caffeine in this town.

Roses are red, whipped cream is white, How about we share a Mocha tonight?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd trade my Starbucks gold card for a night with you.

Roses are red, milk alternatives abound, You're the only blend I want around.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd give up coffee, just for you.

Roses are red, green is the siren, Your beauty's got my heart rate firin'.