253 Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a lightswitch away.

Man - Fat Penguin ! Woman - WHAT? Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. The best for last!

Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up!

Did you just fart love, because you blew me away.

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

My Love for you is like diarrohea .. I can't hold it in.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.

Let's play a game…not hide and seek though, people like you are hard to find.

Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.

I never believed in love at first sight, then I saw you.

It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.

If being beautiful was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged.

My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I'll make an exception for you.

Did you go to school at Hogwarts? Because I'm feeling the magic.

I'm really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

Are you a WiFi router? Because I'm feeling a connection.

Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knees falling for you.

If you were a transformer you'd be Optimus Fine.

I hope someone knows how to do CPR because you just took my breath away.

You're looking a little sick, you must be suffering from lack of Vitamin Me.

I have a phone number, you have a phone number—think of the possibilities.

I've got all these forks and knives all I need is a little spoon.

Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you?

I always thought happiness started with an "H" but it looks like it starts with "U."

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

Did you just come out of an oven? Because you're too hot to handle.

I think we've met before. Actually, never mind—I think it was just in my dreams.

I bet my number sounds nicer than yours. Wanna hear it?

Trust me, I'm not drunk—I'm just intoxicated by you.

Do you have a mirror? Because I can see us together.

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.

You know what's beautiful? Repeat the first word.

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

You’re so sweet, you give me a toothache.

Are you my favorite song? Because I can't get you out of my head.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

If being beautiful was a crime, you’d be on the most wanted list.

If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Didn’t we meet in a past life? Because I can’t imagine a world without you.

I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

I must be a time traveler, as I can’t imagine my future without you.

When I was a kid I used to have to chase butterflies. Now you’re over here bringing them right to me.

Are you Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been looking for.

Are you a strawberry? Because I’ll always pick you.

My favorite word is 'universe' because it starts with U N I.

My Wi-Fi is 4G, but my heart is 4U.

Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie.

Are you a berry? Because you’re berry much my type.

I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away.

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

You look a lot like my next partner.

Do I know you? Because you look like my next girlfriend.

Your dad must be a baker 🍞

You’re so sweet that you give me a toothache.

What time do you need to be back in heaven?

Your parents must be a baker. Because you are a cutie pie.

I used to think I needed glasses. But now I can see clearly that we’re meant to be together.

I got us sushi for dinner tonight, but that’s not the only thing we’ll be doing raw.

Can I buy you a drink? I’d like to see how good you are at swallowing.

Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

We're not pants, but I think we'd make a pretty great pair.

Have you ever been to jail? Because it should be illegal to be that good-looking.

Are you a keyboard, because you're just my type.

Do you know what Sherlock Holmes and I have in common? We're both intrigued by you.

Do you know what Thor and I have in common? We both think you're out of this world.

Do you know what The Flash and I have in common? We both want to run into your heart.

Do you know what Hercules and I have in common? We're both strong enough to carry your love.

Do you know what Peter Pan and I have in common? We both want to take you on an adventure.

Do you know what Iron Man and I have in common? We both want to protect you.

Do you know what The Hulk and I have in common? We both can't help but be drawn to you.

Do you know what James Bond and I have in common? We're both on a mission to win your heart.

Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world

I thought this was a coffee shop, but I must be in a library because with you, every moment is a story.

I thought this was a park, but I must be in a garden because you're blooming beautifully.

I thought this was a beach, but I must be in paradise because you're a sight to behold.

I thought this was a grocery store, but I must be in a bakery because you're sweet as pie.

I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

Are you a triangle? Cause you're an acute one.

There must be something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off of you.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can get Messi.

Do you know all the states of matter? (Solid, gas, liquid plasma). You forgot one…you matter.

Do you know what Superman and I have in common? We both want to sweep you off your feet.

Do you know what Romeo and I have in common? We both fell for you at first sight.

Do you know what Aladdin and I have in common? We both want to show you a whole new world.

Do you know what Harry Potter and I have in common? We both think you're magical.

Do you know what Spider-Man and I have in common? We both want to catch you in our web.

Do you know what Cinderella and I have in common? We both believe in happily ever after with you.

Do you know what Batman and I have in common? We both want to be your hero.

Are you a dictionary? Because you are giving a meaning to my life.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your wishes come true.

You must play soccer because you are a keeper.

Are you French? Because oui oui should go on a date.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?

Are you a tazer? Because you are stunning.

Are you Irish? Because Irish we were dating.

Are you asthma? Because you take my breath away.

You must have third period with Mr. Marcus. Because we have chemistry together.

Are you lingo? Because we could make a great duo (like Duolingo).

I don't get math. They always talk about X and Y. Why do they never talk about U and I?

Are you John Cena? Because I've never Cena girl/guy like you.

Have you ever seen Star Wars? Because Yoda is a person for me.

Is there a holy beaver around here? Because God dam!

If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.

You're the reason I wake up with a smile every day.

Am I dead? Because you're an angel.

Are you an onion? Because you make my eyes water.

You want to know what's incredibly beautiful? The first word of this text.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Can I have your sports jersey? Because I want your name and number.

Is there a doctor nearby? Because when I'm next to you, my heart starts beating fast.

I'm not an organ donor. But I think I'll make an exception and give you my heart.

I'm like Q. I do best with U next to me.

You must be made of cheese because you look so good.

You might need some sunglasses because our future together is incredibly bright.

Can you help me, because my phone is missing something important…your phone number.

If I were a cat, I'd want to spend all nine of my lives with you.

Want to go outside for some fresh air? Because you just took my breath away.

Are you a ride at Disneyland? Because I'll wait for you forever.

Are you an artist? Because you just painted a smile on my face.

I've been working on my openings lately. Mind If I study yours?

I think I might need to update my firewall, because you've easily hacked into my heart.

Are you chicken fingers and fries? Because I don't care how many other options I have, I will always choose you.

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection.

Is your name Elsa? Because I'll never let you go.

Do you work for NASA? Because your beauty is out of this world.

Are you LEGO? Because I'd never LEGO of you.

Are you oxygen? Because I can't live without you.

Are you a vape pen? Because I'd never use you.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else vanishes.

Can I tell you what's on the menu? "Me, n', u"

Hey baby what's your favorite food…If i buy you ...can i have you for dinner?

You look hot. Should I turn up the AC?

You're like gasoline. You give me fuel to keep going.

Are you gasoline? Cause I wanna pump you in the back of my car

Are you anxiety? Because you're making my heart race.

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll bring it back.

I may not be a cashier, but you sure have a few things I'd like to check out!

Are you a phone charger? Cause I'm dying without you!

Can I take your picture? I need to show Santa what I want this year for Christmas.

Hey girl are you a terrorist propaganda? Cause I can listen to you all day long

Are you a flower? Because I wanna Bee with you forever.

We may not be socks. But you and I would make a great pair.

Are you an appendix? Because I want to take you out.

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Do you have a fishtail? Because we are mermaids for each other.

Are you from France? Cause, maDAMN you're fine!

You can call me Fred Flinstone because I'll make your bed rock.

What's your name again? Can I call you mine?

You must be lucky charms because you're magically delicious.

I might not be Abraham. But I'd still like to know when we're Lincoln up.

I'm Batman, and you're Robin my heart.

There must be something up with my eyes. I can't take them off you.

Are you a wall? Because I can't get over you.

If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine.

Are you a cellphone? Because I can't take my eyes off you.

Wow, it must be hard for you to fly on planes because you are the bomb.

Are you studying history? Because I will give you a date to remember.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you.

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person of my dreams.

It's time to pay up because you've been living rent-free in my mind for weeks.

I couldn't fall asleep. So I fell for you instead.

Are you the first of April? Because I'm feeling like a fool for you.

I want you… to read the first three words of this text.

I feel like I'm a pen, and you're a highlighter. I write out our future, and you make it brighter.

If you were a booger, I would pick you first.

Did you just fart? Because you are blowing me away.

If I were an octopus, all three of my hearts would beat for you.

Wow, you must be an expert thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Are you Reddit stories? Because I'll always listen to you.

I see you like tequila. Does that mean you'll give me a shot?

Are you the school stairs? Because you take my breath away.

I don't have any more pickup lines, but you can pick me up at 9.

Even the keyboard knows that U and I should be together.

Are you a set of stairs? Because you take my breath away.

Did you know my shirt is made of girlfriend/boyfriend material?

Are you a UFO? Because you just abducted my heart.

Are you the Big Bang? Because you just set off a universe of feelings in my heart.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a "cute-cumber."

Hey, I'm Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Are you a Disney ride? Because I'd wait forever for you.

If we were characters in a movie, I'd want our story to be a romantic comedy, with a perfect ending together.

I wasn't planning on falling for anyone today, but meeting you just changed all my plans.

I was going to try to impress you with a pickup line, but then I realized being myself is the best way to do it.

I'm not a magician, but I can make your day brighter just by being around.

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd be rich enough to take you out for coffee.

I was going to write you a love song, but I figured a simple 'hi' and a smile might be enough.

If I were to write a book about how awesome you are, it would be a bestseller.

I thought I'd make a grand entrance, but I'm already head over heels just talking to you.

I don't usually do this, but you've got me stepping out of my comfort zone just to say hello.

I tried to come up with a clever way to ask you out, but I realized a direct approach is best: dinner sometime?

If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd use my last breath to tell you how much I love you.

I was going to send you a funny meme, but I figured just saying hi and telling you you're incredible would be better.

Do you believe in destiny? Because meeting you feels like something that was meant to happen.

I'm not a genie, but I can grant you three wishes: dinner, a movie, and a great time with me.

I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty sure you and I add up to something special.

I was about to start a conversation with you, but I think it's better to just say you're amazing.

I'm not sure if I need a map or just a guide, but either way, I'm lost in your eyes.

I thought of a clever line to impress you, but all I can think about is how awesome you are.

I've been trying to come up with a clever line, but all I keep thinking about is asking you out.

Do you have a minute? Because I need to take a moment to tell you how amazing you are.

I was going to write you a poem, but words seem too simple to describe how much I like you.

I think I made a mistake in my last text. Could you confirm whether it was asking you out or just thinking about you?

I just got a new phone, and I'm missing one number. Could it be yours?

I thought of a great line to impress you, but then I realized just being myself is the best way to do it.

I didn't believe in love at first sight until I saw you—can we test that theory together?

I'm not great with numbers, but I'm pretty sure the odds of me liking you are 100%.

I was going to ask if you believe in love at first sight, but I think it's pretty clear we've already got that covered.

I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together—care to make that a reality?

No, I'm not a magician, but I can make your worries disappear.

No, I'm not a scientist, but we've got great chemistry.

Your voice could make audiobook narrators question their career choice.

Excuse me, but can you help me with a quick survey? Rate how much I'm falling for you from 1 to 10.

I was going to wait until I knew you better to say this, but you're making it impossible to wait.

No, I'm not an artist, but I can draw you closer.

No, I'm not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

No, I'm not a gardener, but I can plant a smile on your face.

No, I'm not a musician, but I can make your heart sing.

No, I'm not a knight, but I'm here to sweep you off your feet.

No, I'm not a writer, but I can write our love story.

No boat, no paddle...but still, you're my safe harbor.

No diamond, no gold...but still, you're my treasure.

No, I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

I think I dropped my phone. Can you call it?

I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but… I'm Batman.

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice.

Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for.

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

My parents told me to chase my dreams—I guess that means you better start running.

No, I'm not 14, but I'm the 1 4 you.

No, I'm not a chef, but I'm cookin' up feelings for you.

Hi. I'm Mrs./Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I can't help but smile.

I must've gone fishing... because you're the perfect catch.

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?