79 Fruit Pick Up Lines

Like a star fruit, you're uniquely shaped to catch my eye.

Are you a jackfruit? Because you're making a big impression on my heart.

Must be a mangosteen, because you're the queen of all fruits in my eyes.

You must be a dragonfruit, because you're exotic and absolutely stunning.

Like a passionfruit, you've awakened something in me.

Like Fruit Loops, you bring all the right colors into my life.

Must be Fruity Pebbles, 'cause you've got me feeling like I've struck gold.

Are you prickly pear fruit? Because you look sweet, juicy, and absolutely irresistible.

Is it hot in here, or is it just the tropical fruit that is you?

You're so fine, you make other fruits look like they're in black and white.

Is it hot in here, or is it just the tropical fruit in front of me?

Roses are red, fruit salad's a mix, Your morning kisses are my favorite fix.

Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

Roses are red, blueberries are blue, I'd skip the fruits for a taste of you.

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple. But since we're on berries, you're the rasp to my berry.

I'm no fruit ninja, but I'd slice through anything to berry myself in your affection.

Are you a berry patch? 'Cause you've got me seeing stars... and they're all shaped like fruit.

I'm not saying you're a snack, you're a whole fruit salad. But let's focus on the berries.

Roses are red, oranges are not, You're a fruit cocktail, served extra hot.

Roses are red, oranges are fruit, This poem's a mess, but you're still cute.

If we were in a fruit bowl, I'd be the orange rolling towards your curves.

If we were in a fruit salad, I'd be the orange trying to roll closer to you.

Call me a mad scientist, 'cause I want to splice your genes with an orange and create the world's sweetest fruit.

If you were an orange, you'd be a genetically modified super-fruit - too perfect to be natural.

I'm usually more of a grapefruit guy, but you've got me reconsidering my whole citrus hierarchy.

Roses are red, kiwis are rare, Our love is a fruit beyond compare.

Kiwis are tangy, violets are blue, I'd love to share a fruit salad with you.

Want to play 'Kiwi or Dare'? I dare you to guess where I'm hiding the fruit.

Want to be the kiwi to my fruit kebab? I promise you'll be the star of my skewer.

Want to be the kiwi to my fruit salad? You'll be the star of the bowl.

Are you a kiwi? Because you're the only fruit I want to spoon tonight.

I must be a kiwi expert, because I know exactly how to handle delicate fruit like you.

Is that a kiwi-scented perfume? Because you're smelling extra fruitylicious tonight.

Are you a kiwi grower? Because you've got some impressive fruit.

I must be a kiwi farmer, because I'd love to handle your fruit.

Roses are red, strawberries are seedy, Your fruity allure has me feeling needy.

Are you a strawberry mimosa? Because you're bubbly, fruity, and perfect for brunch... or any time.

Are you a strawberry margarita? Because you're fruity, intoxicating, and perfect for a hot night.

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.

Like a lychee, you're exotic, sweet, and I can't get enough.

Are you a cantaloupe? Because you've just meloned my heart.

Must be a blood orange, because you've got my heart racing red.

Like a ripe persimmon, you've left me speechless and wanting more.

Are you a guava? Because you're rare, precious, and absolutely amazing.

Call me an apricot, because I'm naturally sweet on you.

Must be a mulberry, because you've got me feeling wild and free.

Like a gooseberry, you're unexpectedly delightful.

Call me a date, because I'd love to be one with you.

Must be a kumquat, because you're small but incredibly intense.

Like a soursop, you're hard to find but worth the search.

Are you a papaya? Because you're making me feel tropical.

Must be a cranberry, because you've got that perfect balance of sweet and tart.

Like a nectarine, you're smooth in all the right ways.

Call me a lime, because I'd love to be your perfect squeeze.

Are you a blueberry? Because you're small, sweet, and packed with goodness.

Like a boysenberry, you're a perfect blend of everything I want.

Must be a quince, because you've got me feeling transformed.

Are you a durian? Because you've made quite the strong impression.

Like a tamarind, you're complex and absolutely intriguing.

Call me a miracle berry, because you make everything sweeter.

Like a yuzu, you're rare, precious, and absolutely unforgettable.

Are you a strawberry? Because you're looking berry fine and I'd love to take you out sometime.

You must be a mango, because our chemistry is still ri-pening!

Call me a banana, because I find myself falling for you.

You've got me feeling like a peach - soft, sweet, and completely blushing.

Like a perfectly ripe avocado, I think our timing might be just right.

Are you a grape? Because we'd make a great pear.

Like a pomegranate, you've got layers I'd love to explore.

Call me a coconut, because I'm tough on the outside but sweet on the inside - especially for you.

Are you a kiwi? Because you're small, sweet, and making my heart fuzzy.

Like a pineapple, you're standing tall, wearing a crown, and looking absolutely sweet.

Must be cherry season, because you're looking absolutely delicious.

Are you a watermelon? Because you're sweet, refreshing, and I'd love to take you on a picnic.

You must be a fig, because you're nature's finest creation.

Are you a lemon? Because you've got me feeling zesty.

Like a raspberry, you're delicate, sweet, and absolutely irresistible.

Must be a blackberry, because you've got me feeling wild about you.

Are you a plum? Because you're looking absolutely succulent.

Like a good apple, you've completely tempted me.