Top 40 Global Warming Pick Up Lines Ever

I'd sail through rising sea levels just to reach your shore.

I'd swim through rising sea levels just to be with you.

Want to join me in some climate action? I promise it'll be steamy.

Is that the heat island effect, or are you just happy to see me?

Let's be like the Paris Agreement and make a serious commitment to each other.

I'm not a climate denier - I fully believe in the heat between us.

Want to come back to my place and reduce our collective heat output?

You must be the greenhouse effect, because I'm feeling trapped by your hotness.

Let's be like renewable resources and make our attraction last forever.

Are you renewable energy? Because I think you and I could have a sustainable relationship.

I'm trying to cut down on fossil fuels, but I can't resist your natural gas.

Your carbon footprint may be small, but you're leaving a big impression on me.

Is it just global warming, or are you making the temperature rise in here?

I'd love to reduce my emissions, but you're making me all hot and bothered.

Are you a polar ice cap? Because you're cool, but I can't help feeling like you're melting for me.

Are you climate change? Because you're making me hot all over.

Your smile is brighter than our solar-powered future.

Is your name Al Gore? Because you're raising awareness of how hot things are getting.

You've got me feeling hotter than a record-breaking summer day.

Are you an electric car? Because you're driving me wild without any emissions.

You've got me feeling warmer than a record-breaking heatwave, and I don't want it to cool down.

I must be experiencing a heatwave, because you've got me all flustered.

You're hotter than a world without climate action - and trust me, that's saying something.

I'm usually all about conservation, but I'd waste all my energy on you.

If climate change makes the beaches disappear, at least I'll still have your sandy hair to run my fingers through.

Are you an electric current? Because I feel a real spark between us.

Are you a renewable resource? Because I'll never get tired of your energy.

If you were a carbon credit, I'd retire you immediately - you're too valuable to trade.

Call me the Arctic - I'm melting every time you look my way.

Your smile is brighter than a solar farm at high noon.

Is it getting hot in here, or is it just our chemistry raising global temperatures?

I'd brave extreme weather events just to spend time with you.

Are you a greenhouse gas? Because you're trapping all my attention.

Let's be like polar bears and stick together as the world heats up.

I'd lower my carbon footprint for you, but I can't stop thinking about leaving impressions in the sand together.

You must be the sun, because you're the center of my world and you're making things heat up.

I'm not usually this forward, but climate change has taught me not to waste time.

Your eyes are like rising oceans - I could drown in them.

I'd give up air conditioning just to feel the heat between us.

I must be the ozone layer, because I'm feeling a strong attraction to you.