38 Art Pick Up Lines to Make Them Blush

Must be a Greco-Roman statue, because you're absolutely classical.

Like a Monet garden, you're beautiful from far away and even more stunning up close.

Like a Van Gogh painting, you've got me seeing stars even in broad daylight.

Must be a Mondrian composition, because you've got all the right angles.

Are you a Banksy? Because you're absolutely priceless and I'd love to take you home.

Like a Pollock painting, you've got my heart scattered in all the right places.

Call me a curator, because I'd love to spend hours studying every detail about you.

Must be a surrealist piece, because you're making all my dreams feel real.

Are you a still life? Because you've got me frozen in place.

You must be performance art, because I can't stop watching your every move.

Call me an art restorer, because I'd love to spend time uncovering your hidden layers.

Are you a Vermeer? Because you've got that pearl earring energy, and I'm captivated.

Must be a masterpiece in progress, because I'd love to help you out of that frame.

Are you a Klimt painting? Because you're pure gold and I can't take my eyes off your patterns.

Call me Picasso, because I'm seeing you from every angle and loving every perspective.

Must be a Renaissance masterpiece, because that smile's got me feeling like a Medici patron.

Are you an impressionist painting? Because the longer I look at you, the more beautiful details I notice.

Like a Dalí clock, time seems to melt away when I'm with you.

Is your name Chiaroscuro? Because you're the perfect balance of mysterious and illuminating.

Like the Louvre, I bet you've got some amazing hidden passages worth exploring.

Are you a Degas dancer? Because your movements are pure poetry.

Must be art nouveau, because those curves are simply mesmerizing.

Like a Matisse cut-out, you've got all the essential elements.

Call me a docent, because I'd love to spend hours discussing your finer points.

Must be trompe l'oeil, because I can't believe what I'm seeing is real.

Like the Venus de Milo, you've got me weak in the arms.

Are you a Frida Kahlo? Because meeting you feels like a self-discovery.

Are you a Warhol? Because you're a rare original in a world full of copies.

Like a Georgia O'Keeffe painting, you're bringing out my wild side.

Are you a Rodin sculpture? Because you've got me thinking dangerous thoughts.

Call me Michelangelo, because I can see the masterpiece within you.

Like a Pop Art piece, you stand out brilliantly in this crowd.

Call me an art collector, because I'd love to take you home and show you off.

Must be abstract expressionism, because these feelings can't be contained.

Are you a Da Vinci? Because you've got me solving riddles just to get closer.

Like a Rembrandt portrait, you're lighting up this whole room.

Are you a Rothko? Because you've got me feeling things I can't even put into words.

Like the Sistine Chapel, you've got me looking up in awe.

Must be a Byzantine mosaic, because every piece of you is precious.

You must be a contemporary installation, because you've got me feeling all kinds of emotions I can't explain.