686 Art Pick Up Lines

Are you wasabi? Because you're setting my heart on fire.

Forget networking - I want to net-work my way into your heart.

My heart's like an inside-out roll - everything's exposed for you.

Is your name Legolas? Because you've arrow-ed right into my heart.

I'd trade all my elven artifacts just to hear your laugh.

Are you a bard? Because you've cast a spell on my heart.

Are you a rare elven artifact? Because you're priceless and impossible to look away from.

Are you a Christmas bell? Because you're making my heart ring loud and clear.

My heart's sleigh is ready to ride if you're willing to take a trip.

My heart's jingling harder than these Christmas bells.

Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious, and I'd travel across Middle-earth to be with you.

Are you an Elven cloak? Because you're making me completely invisible to all other potential partners.

Is your name Aragorn? Because you're the king of my heart.

Are you Legolas? Because you've hit me right in the heart with that archer's precision.

I'm not just another ringbearer - I bear my heart for you.

You must be an Ent, because you're making my heart grow slowly but deeply.

My heart beats faster than a hobbit running from a Ring Wraith when I see you.

I'm not just looking to claim you as a dependent – I want to claim your heart.

I'll file you under 'most wanted' in my heart's tax return.

Are we doing a joint return? Because I'm all about that partnership.

I'd like to schedule a very personal audit of your heart.

Are you a quantum particle? Because I can't tell if you're attracted to me or just randomly vibrating.

Are you a rare Pokémon? Because you're making my heart use Hyper Beam.

My heart runs on pure caffeine and the possibility of your smile.

You must be a rare earth element, because you're absolutely precious.

Are you cloud storage? Because you're making my heart backup and sync.

I'd trade all my Bitcoin just to mine your heart.

Are you a compression algorithm? Because you're making my heart file size much smaller and more efficient.

Want to experience some particle entanglement? I promise our connection is quantum-certified.

Are you a rare earth magnet? Because you're generating some serious attractive force.

My heart is like an open-source project - transparent, passionate, and always improving.

I must be a Sage, because I want to heal all your heart's wounds.

I'd let you plant the spike in my heart any day.

My radiant rating is off the charts when I'm around you.

My heart's like an eco round - everything's invested in you.

I'm not just spraying - I'm aiming directly at your heart.

My crosshair is locked on your heart, and I don't miss.

I'd trade all my RR points just to rank up in your heart.

Forget clutching rounds - I want to clutch your heart.

Are you a Millennium Falcon? Because you look like you can make the Kessel Run in my heart.

I'm not just tracking you like a bounty hunter - I'm hunting for your heart.

Forget hyperspeed - you're making my heart race.

Are you a planetary shield? Because you're protecting my heart.

Are you a Mandalorian? Because this is the way... to my heart.

I'd trade my entire collection of holocrons just to decode your heart.

Forget the Rebellion - I'm ready to start a revolution of passion.

Are you a podracer? Because you're making my heart race.

I'd cross the entire galaxy just to crash land in your heart.

My bike has a great suspension system, but I bet we could still make the earth move.

My heart revs faster than my engine when you're around.

Do you believe in love at first rev? Because my heart's been racing since I saw you.

Are you a roller coaster? Because you've got my heart racing and I'm ready for the ride of my life.

I must be a carnival ride because whenever I see you, my heart does flips.

Are you spring sunshine? Because you've awakened parts of me that have been dormant all winter.

Are you a spring storm? Because you've electrified every part of me.

My heart skips a beat like raindrops dancing on a window whenever you're near.

You make my heart bloom like a rose under the soft glow of spring.

Let's be like soap and water - better together than apart.

Are you a shower curtain? Because I'd love to slide you to the side and get things started.

Are you a warm shower? Because you're exactly what I need to start and end my day right.

Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?

You must be REM sleep, because you're the most desirable part of my night.

Are you sleep inertia? Because even after we part, I find it hard to move on with my day.

Like a good burrito, I promise I won't fall apart when things get hot and steamy.

They say the way to someone's heart is through their stomach, but you've found a shortcut with that burrito in your hand.

Are you the Tennessee River? Because you're flowing right into my heart.

Are you the Dollywood of my heart? Because you're my ultimate attraction.

Are you the Grand Ole Opry? Because you're the main event of my heart.

Are you KFC's secret recipe? Because you've got my heart feeling 11 kinds of special.

Must be a Double Down, because my heart just skipped two beats.

Like their chicken tenders, you've captured my heart tender-ly.

They say home is where the heart is, but I think it's wherever you're cuddling.

I've been studying the art of cuddling, but I could really use a practice partner for some hands-on learning.

I'm conducting a scientific study on the perfect cuddle-to-conversation ratio. Care to be my research partner?

I heard you're an expert in non-verbal communication. Want to have a heart-to-heart without saying a word?

I've mastered the art of being the big spoon, but I'm looking for someone to complete my cutlery set.

Are you a taco? Because you've got me falling apart at first bite.

Are you champagne? Because you're making my heart bubble over.

Call me a martini because I'm shaken by your beauty, not stirred.

Like my bar tab, you're making the numbers in my heart add up.

Are you a shot of Fireball? Because you're making my heart feel hot.

Must be the Jäger talking, but I think you're the master of my heart.

Unlike my empty glass, my heart is full when I look at you.

You must be an aged Barolo, because you've completely matured my heart.

Are you a cantaloupe? Because you've just meloned my heart.

Must be a blood orange, because you've got my heart racing red.

Are you a jackfruit? Because you're making a big impression on my heart.

Must be a cranberry, because you've got that perfect balance of sweet and tart.

Are you a kiwi? Because you're small, sweet, and making my heart fuzzy.

Are you my split time? Because you're making my heart race

Like a track meet, you've got me waiting in anticipation for the starting gun

Like a false start, you've got my heart jumping early

Must be the starter, because you've got me hanging on your every signal

Like a staggered start, I might be behind but I'll catch up to your heart

Call me a relay team, because I want to hand my heart to you

Must be my racing blocks, because you've got me ready to start something

Call me a triple jumper, because I'm taking three steps toward your heart

Are you my warm-up? Because you've got my heart rate rising

Must be my training partner, because we could make a great pair

You must be art because I want to nail you against the wall.

Must be fate - my heart's skipping beats like a worn-out vinyl.

You're making my heart race faster than a '57 Chevy.

Like a good rockabilly tune, I know how to make your heart shake, rattle, and roll.

My thirst meter is off the charts and it's all your fault.

Are you rainfall? Because you're exactly what this thirsty heart needs.

My heart rate's already elevated, but seeing you just took it to a whole new level.

Are you an EKG? Because you're making my heart skip a beat in all the right ways.

Must be tachycardia, because my heart races every time you walk by.

You must be a cardiotonic, because you make my heart stronger just being near you.

Is your name Systole? Because you make my heart contract in the best way possible.

You must be a beta-blocker, because you calm my racing heart – or wait, maybe you're the one causing it.

Are you the SA node? Because you're setting the rhythm of my heart.

Are you my coronary arteries? Because I can't live without you.

Call me the pericardium, because I'd love to hold your heart.

Is your name Atrium? Because you're the upper chamber of my heart.

Like a perfect ECG, you've got my heart in the right rhythm.

Are you my pulmonary vein? Because you bring all the oxygen to my heart.

You must be my mitral valve, because you've captured my heart completely.

Call me the bundle of His, because I'm conducting feelings straight to my heart for you.

Must be ventricular fibrillation, because you've got my heart all fluttered.

Are you my stroke volume? Because you fill my heart completely.

Like a cardiac stress test, you push my heart to its limits.

Call me the apex of the heart, because I'm pointing right at you.

Must be cardiac hypertrophy, because my heart grows bigger every time I see you.

Is that ventricular fibrillation, or are you just making my heart quiver with excitement?

Like good circulation, I'd love to take you to every part of my body.

Must be endocarditis, because you've infected my heart in the best way.

Are you my pulmonary artery? Because you're making me breathless.

Must be heart block, because you've stopped me in my tracks.

Are you reperfusion? Because you're bringing life back to all my parts.

Like a good stress test, I bet you could really get my heart racing.

Are you my coronary arteries? Because you're essential to my pleasure.

You must be Rice Krispies, because you've got my heart going snap, crackle, pop.

Like Cheerios, I think we could make a heart-healthy connection.

You must be the marshmallows in my Lucky Charms - the best part of waking up.

Like a good cereal, I'd like to start every morning with you.

Must be Smart Start, because choosing to talk to you was the best decision of my day.

Like Nature's Path, you seem like the healthy choice for my heart.

Must be high tide, because my heart rises whenever you walk in.

Not to be shellfish, but I'd love to be part of your world.

You must be from Atlantis, because you're making my heart sink.

Is your smile made of pearls? Because it's lighting up the depths of my heart.

They say mermaids sing to sailors, but you've already captured my heart without a word.

Like the moon controls the tide, your smile controls my heartbeat.

Are you from Death Valley? Because you're hot enough to be the hottest place on earth.

The Mojave may be vast, but it's nothing compared to how big you're making my heart feel.

They say the desert is quiet, but my heart's making all kinds of noise for you.

You must be an organ pipe cactus, because your presence makes my heart play the sweetest melodies.

Like a desert bloom, you've flowered in my heart - rare, beautiful, and worth the wait.

Like a desert after rain, you've made my barren heart bloom with possibility.

Are you made of magnets? Because you're pulling at my heartstrings and flipping my stomach upside down.

I think you've caused an earthquake, because you just made my world shake and my stomach flutter.

I need to ask - are you made of adrenaline? Because my heart's racing and my stomach's flipping just looking at you.

I'm starting a petition for mandatory cuddle breaks at work. Would you like to help me practice my pitch?

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? Actually, wait—let’s skip the formalities and just get to the part where you’re yelling my name.

I don’t need a map tonight; one look from you and I’m ready to explore uncharted territory.

They say the best stories start with a little risk; care to be the chapter I can’t put down?

If flirting was a form of art, consider this my masterpiece in progress—with you as the muse.

Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future… and you’re not wearing much. (Let’s workshop that last part.)

I'd write you a love song, but all I know is the sound of my heart going *ba-dum-tss* when I see you.

I'm not a photographer, but I've been picturing us together so much I might as well start charging myself royalties.

Are you a deadline? Because my heart races when I think about you, and I can't afford to miss this chance.

Are you my laptop's fan? Because you make my heart race even when I'm doing nothing.

Call me a smart watch because I'm tracking every second until I see you again.

Call me a shopping cart because I keep circling back to you hoping you'll pick me up.

Call me a startup because I've got big dreams, zero profit, but 100% commitment to making this work.

Are you my laptop's fan? Because you make my heart race even when I'm doing nothing.

Call me a smart watch because I'm tracking every second until I see you again.

Call me your Amazon cart because you want me but you're waiting for the right time

Call me your Discord server because I'm about to give you admin privileges to my heart

Must be my software update because you're forcing me to restart my whole system

Must be my smart watch because you're tracking my heart rate and it's definitely elevated

Is your name Plot Twist? Because I didn't see you coming, but now you're the best part of my story.

Are you named Rhythm? Because my heart skips a beat whenever you're around.

You must be Rebel, because you're causing quite the uprising in my heart.

Looking for a partner in crime for some midnight mischief?

Is your name Ace? Because you just stole my heart right out of the deck.

Are you a Queen of Hearts? Because you rule mine.

I don't need sleight of hand - you've already made my heart disappear.

Is this your heart? Because I'd love to keep it safe in my deck.

Want to make some real magic? Let's start with dinner.

Must be using ink, because you've made a permanent mark on my heart.

Are you Renaissance art? Because you're a classic beauty.

Must be an artist's model, because you're absolutely picture perfect.

Like an art supply store, you've got everything I need.

Must be contemporary art, because you're pushing all my boundaries.

Must be a sketch artist, because you've been drawing me in since I first saw you.

You must be abstract art, because I can't make sense of these feelings.

They say third party's dangerous, but I'd risk it all to come to your rescue

Want to land somewhere quiet? I know a spot where we can talk without third parties

If you're looking for a duo partner, I've got great game sense and even better conversation

Like a Launch Pad, you send my heart soaring

Call me a Medic, because my heart skips a beat when I see you

Like the perfect platform jump, my heart skips a beat whenever you're around

Must have eaten a Mega Mushroom, because my heart grows bigger when I see you

Are you Princess Peach? Because you've just power-starred my heart

Is this the senior center? Because you're making my heart feel young again.

My doctor said to stay active - would you like to be part of my daily exercise routine?

I may be on blood pressure medication, but you still make my heart race.

I may have arthritis, but my heart still skips a beat when I see you.

Like a warren full of rabbits, I've got plenty of room in my heart for you

Must be mating season, because my heart's racing like a March hare

Is your name Thumper? Because my heart's thumping every time I see you

Call me a yearling, because my heart's skipping like a young deer.

Must be your scent trail, because I'm following my heart to you.

Must be your white flag, because my heart's racing when you walk away.

Like a buck scraping trees, I'm trying to leave my mark on your heart.

Like a deer track in fresh snow, you've left an impression on my heart.

Like a deer during hunting season, you've captured my heart.

Like a deer jumping a fence, you've got my heart leaping.

Must be mating season, because my heart's racing like a buck in pursuit.

Are you the crux? Because you're the hardest part of my day to get over.

Want to be my partner? I hear we'd make a great pair-a-bins.

You must be a deep water solo, because you're making my heart take the plunge.

You must be redpointing, because you're sending my heart racing.

Call me an airport, because I want you to arrive and depart in style

Must be experiencing technical difficulties, because my heart skips a beat when you're near

You don't need a boarding pass to get into my heart - it's already open

Is this seat taken? Because my heart just got upgraded to first class when I saw you

Must be a problem with cabin pressure, because you're making my heart soar

Must be art nouveau, because those curves are simply mesmerizing.

Like a Pop Art piece, you stand out brilliantly in this crowd.

Call me an art collector, because I'd love to take you home and show you off.

Call me an art restorer, because I'd love to spend time uncovering your hidden layers.

Like a Pollock painting, you've got my heart scattered in all the right places.

You must be performance art, because I can't stop watching your every move.

Must be the Treaty of Versailles, because you've got me ready to sign my heart away.

Must be experiencing the Great Depression, because you just crashed into my heart.

Are you Florence Nightingale? Because you're healing all my heartache.

Are you Joan of Arc? Because you're setting my heart on fire.

Are you the Rosetta Stone? Because you're the key to unlocking my heart.

Call me the Magna Carta, because I'm ready to grant you some special rights.

Like the Renaissance masters, you're a work of art I can't stop admiring.

Are you the Library of Alexandria? Because you've got everything I've been searching for and you're setting my heart on fire.

Must be the French Revolution, because my heart just had a coup de coeur for you.

Are you the Industrial Revolution? Because you've got my heart working overtime.

Are you the Declaration of Independence? Because you've got some inalienable rights to this heart.

Must be the Boston Tea Party, because you're making me want to harbor some strong feelings.

Like Woody's badge, you make me feel like a sheriff of your heart.

Like RC Car, my heart races when you're around.

Like Buzz's wings, you make my heart pop out unexpectedly.

Call me Andy, because I want to write my name on your heart.

Like Buzz Lightyear, my heart goes to infinity and beyond when I see you.

Like a flash flood warning, you've got my heart racing with no evacuation plan.

Are you El Niño? Because you're causing unusual patterns in my heartbeat.

Are you a warm front? Because every time you come around, things start heating up.

Is your name Precipitation? Because you just made my heart drop.

They say dark chocolate’s better for your heart, but you’ve already got mine racing.

Like those pigs' helmets, I hope I can protect your heart

Must be a power-up, because you just supercharged my heart

Like those pigs' fortresses, my heart crumbles whenever you're around

Must be Chuck, because you're making my heart accelerate

I'm starting a cuddle committee and I think you'd make an excellent chairperson.

I'm conducting a study on the correlation between cuddling and happiness. Would you like to be my research partner?

I've got a PhD in Professional Hugging Dynamics. Would you like to be part of my ongoing research?

I've mastered the art of being the perfect cuddle companion - no dead arm syndrome guaranteed.

I promise not to steal all the blankets... but I might steal your heart.

Let's practice some partner backbends - I promise to watch your behind... I mean, spot you

They say yoga helps with stress, but you're making my heart race

Let's practice some partner inversions - I promise to catch you when you fall

My Heart Chakra skips a beat whenever you're in the studio

Want to come to my place for some partner yoga? I promise my intentions are pure... mostly

You must be an advanced practitioner, because you've mastered the art of taking my breath away

Must be your third eye, because you saw right through to my heart

They say cats are mysterious creatures, but the only mystery I want to solve is how to win your heart.

Ever notice how cats choose their own person? Well, my heart just made its choice. And hey, call me a cat.

You must be part Sphinx, because you've got me under your spell without saying a word.

Some cats hunt mice, but honey, you're hunting hearts and you just caught mine.

Is your name Paws? Because you've got my heart on pause whenever I see you.

Do you have a bell? Because every time I think of you, my heart starts ringing.

You must be a Painted Lady, because you're a work of art.

Roses are red, Butterflies soar, Since I first saw you, My heart's wanting more.

Roses are red, Monarchs are gold, Let me be the butterfly, Your heart will hold.

Are you wings or magic? Because you lift my heart every time I see you.

Even butterflies are jealous of the way you make my heart flutter.

Are you a butterfly? Because every time you flutter by, my heart takes off too.

You make my heart do a double scoop every time I see you.

I’d say you’re a work of art, but even paintings can’t pull off that hair.

You must be the reason for global warming, because you're melting my heart.

You must be an artichoke heart, because you've captured mine.

Are you an artichoke? Because you've got layers, and I'd love to peel them back slowly.

They say the way to someone's heart is through their stomach, but you've gone straight to mine just by being here.

You must be the reason they call it 'fast food', because my heart's racing just looking at you.

You must be a Quarter Pounder, because you're a real beef.

Are you Ronald McDonald? Because you're clowning with my heart.

You must be extra sharp cheddar, because you're cutting straight to my heart.

Must be Shake Shack, because you're shaking things up in my heart.

Are you a unicorn startup? Because you're one in a billion.

You've got me calculating all the ways to win your heart.

You must be a skilled accountant because you're balancing my heart perfectly.

Are you radioactive? Because you're making my heart decay exponentially.

Roses are red, violets are blue, The nucleus controls the cell, like you control my heart too.

You must be a nucleotide, because you're a fundamental part of my life.

Call me a tree ring, because I want to be a part of your history.

You're the golden boot winner in the tournament of my heart.

You must be a hat-trick, because you've scored three times in my heart.

Are you a striker? Because you've scored in my heart.

Are you a penalty shootout? Because you've got me on edge and my heart racing.

I've mastered the art of the dive, but you've got me falling in a whole new way.

You've scored a direct hit on my heart - fancy going for post-match drinks?

You've got me feeling like I'm in extra time - my heart's racing!

Can I be your personal goalkeeper? I promise to protect your heart.

You must be a virus, because you've infected my heart.

Are you a CPU? Because you're overclocking my heart rate.

You must be a screenshot, because you've captured my heart.

You've sparked a new instance of attraction in my heart - and it's running on all threads.

Your logic is so flawless, it makes my heart compile without any errors.

Is your name Cache? Because you're speeding up my heart rate.

You must be a mango thief, because you've stolen the pulp right out of my heart.

You must be magical, because you've turned my heart into mango pulp.

Are you a mango farmer? Because you've planted seeds of desire in my heart.

You know how they say we only use ten percent of our brains? I think we only use ten percent of our hearts. – Owen Wilson, Wedding Crashers (2005)

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. – When Harry Met Sally (1989)

Is this the Olympics? Because you're raising my heart rate to record-breaking levels.

Are you lane lines? Because you're keeping me on the straight and narrow path to your heart.

Call me a starting block, because I'm ready to launch into your heart.

Is your name Chlorine? Because you've got my heart racing in these lanes.

You must be a world record, because you've set a new standard in my heart.

I must be in the fast lane, because my heart's racing around you.

I must be under your spell, because my heart's beating to your tempo.

You must be a conductor, because you're making my heart race.

You've got me feeling like a full orchestra's playing in my heart. Want to hear the symphony you've inspired?

Your presence brings more warmth to my heart than any Stradivarius.

You must be a prodigy, because you've mastered the art of stealing my heart.

You must be in first position, because you're number one in my heart.

Something tells me you'd make an amazing trail partner.

I think I just discovered the most beautiful part of nature, and it's not the landscape.

Roses are red, muffins have tops, For you, my heart rate never stops.

Roses are red, oatmeal is hearty, Skip the breakfast, let's have a bedroom party.

Roses are red, toast needs butter, Your bedhead look makes my heart flutter.

You must be a rare earth element, because you're precious and I want you all to myself.

Is that the sound of a woodpecker, or just my heart pounding for you?

Is that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?

Your beauty is off the charts - I might need a new map.

I'm not saying you're Davy Jones, but you've sure locked up my heart.

I'm no captain, but I'd love to explore your uncharted waters.

I've faced storms at sea, but nothing's made my heart race like you do.

Is it stormy out here, or are you just making waves in my heart?

Is it high tide, or did you just raise my heart rate?

Is your name Calypso? Because you've enchanted this sailor's heart.

I think I'm experiencing heart palpitations... or maybe it's just your effect on me.

Is there a fire drill? Because my heart's racing and I can't think straight around you.

I must be having a medical emergency, because I can't stop my heart from racing around you.

Call the fire department, because you're smokin' hot.

Are you a firefighter? Because you're igniting a flame in my heart.

Call 911, because you've stolen my heart and I need it back to live.

Are you an AED? Because you've got my heart racing.

You must be adrenaline, because my heart races whenever I see you.

You must be a defibrillator, because you're making my heart skip a beat.

Are you a first responder? Because you're the first to respond to my heart's call.

Is it just me, or did you just breach the surface of my heart?

Are you a thresher shark? Because you're whipping my heart into a frenzy.

Is your name Carcharodon? Because you're making my heart megalodon-sized.

I'm no great white, but I'd love to take a bite out of your heart.

Care to embark on a journey of the heart with me?

If love's an adventure, I'd choose you as my sailing partner any day.

You're the compass to my wandering heart.

Want to be the captain of my heart?

I must be in deep water, because you're making my heart sink.

Is that a life vest? Because you've got my heart all buoyed up.

You must be the Kraken, because you've wrapped yourself around my heart.

Is your name Ariel? Because I'd trade my voice to be part of your world.

You must be a pro at this - you've already mastered the art of sweeping me off my feet.

I may be a surfer, but you're the one making waves in my heart.

Want to be my beach blanket bingo partner?

Like footprints in the sand, you've left your mark on my heart.

Care to be my partner for some 'water safety demonstrations'?

You must be a strong swimmer, because you're making waves in my heart.

I've got my eyes on you, and it's not just part of the job.

You must be a hostile takeover, because you've aggressively seized my heart.

I'd love to be the CFO of your heart.

Can I interest you in a merger? I think we'd make a profitable partnership.

Call me a loan shark, because I'm going to charge you interest for keeping my heart.

Is your name Synergy? Because together, we could be more than the sum of our parts.

You must be a unicorn startup, because you're one in a billion.

Your business strategy must be flawless, because you've cornered the market on my heart.

Your market value is off the charts - I'd invest everything I have in you.

Are you a unicorn startup? Because you're rare, magical, and highly valued.

Are you a startup? Because I'd like to invest all my time in you.

Are you a quarterly report? Because you're making my numbers go up.

You must be a Golden Mushroom, because you're making my heart race.

If charm were megapixels, you'd be off the charts.

You've captured my heart - no Photoshop required.

You must be using Scavenger, 'cause you've picked up all the pieces of my heart.

Is your name Daisy? Because you're making my heart bloom.

I thought I was calm until I met you. Now my heart's racing faster than bees in a lavender field.

Roses are red, the earth looks small, Into your arms, I'd gladly fall.

Roses are red, we fly through the air, To win your heart's a mission I'd dare.

Roses are red, canopies float, Your beauty's got my heart in my throat.

Roses are red, altimeters beep, Into your heart, I'd love to take a leap.

I'd gladly spend all day in a climb to altitude if you were my jump partner.

You must be HIIT, because you've got my heart rate up and I'm sweating already.

Is your name Cardio? Because you make my heart race.

I may be missing a nose, but a certain other part of my body MORE than makes up for that...

You must be a master chef, because you've cooked up something in my heart.

I'd love to be the olive in your martini.

You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

You're so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.

Wanna find out if all parts of me grow when I transform?

I might be bulletproof, but I'm not heartproof when it comes to you.

You must be gamma radiation, because you're making my heart rate accelerate.

No need for spider-sense when my heart always knows where you are.

Forget catching thieves - you've stolen my heart and I don't want it back.

Are you a supervillain? Because you've captured my heart faster than Doc Ock.

I must be a sandwich artist, because I'd love to make you my masterpiece.

You've layered yourself into my heart, one slice at a time.

If you were a sandwich, you'd be a work of art - a masterpiece I'd savor slowly.

Are you made of sourdough? Because you're raising my heart rate.

Call me a sandwich artist, because I'd love to wrap my arms around you.

Are you a red giant? Because you're making my heart swell.

You must be dark energy, because you're accelerating my heartbeat.

I must be churning butter, because my heart's beating fast around you.

Are you a red giant? Because you're making my heart expand.

Want to study celestial bodies together? We can start with yours.

Let's be like the Earth and Moon - in constant orbit around each other.

You must be the Big Bang, because you started it all for me.

Is your name Darwin? Because you're causing some natural selection in my heart.

You must be the medulla oblongata, because you're controlling my heart rate.

Want to study anatomy together? I've got a few body parts we could start with.

Is your love a quantum field? Because I'd like to excite your particles.

Is your personality a quantum superfluid? Because you flow effortlessly through all barriers to my heart.

Your beauty must be relativistic, because it seems to increase the faster my heart races for you.

You must be a strong nuclear force, because you're holding all the best parts of me together.

Is your charm a fundamental particle? Because it's an essential component of the attractive force I feel.

Your beauty must be quantized, because every time I look at you, my heart makes a quantum leap.

Are you a quantum tunneling event? Because you've somehow penetrated the barriers around my heart.

Is your heart a quantum dot? Because I'd like to confine my love to it.

Are you the Earth? Because my world revolves around you.

I'm drawn to you like the moon to the Earth - it's gravitational attraction.

Are you a solar eclipse? Because you've totally eclipsed my heart.

You've blocked out all other lights in my life - it's a total eclipse of the heart.

Let's create our own penumbra - I promise it'll be more than a partial experience.

Roses are red, Derivatives are slick, Your curves are so smooth, They make my heart tick.

Are you a piecewise function? Because you've got all the right parts in all the right places.

Let's find the area under these sheets - no need for integration by parts.

You must be Cayde-6, because you've stolen my heart.

You've got me feeling like I'm in the Crucible - my heart's racing and I can't stop thinking about you.

Are you the duty-free cart? Because you're offering something I can't refuse.

I'd like to request clearance to land in your heart.

Are you a catalytic reaction? 'Cause you're speeding up my heart rate.

Our chemistry is so strong, we could start our own lab.

Let's be like Walt and Jesse - partners in crime.

I'd face the cartel just to take you out for coffee.

Our bond is stronger than Walt and Jesse's partnership.

Is this seat taken? Because you've just landed in my heart.

I must be experiencing some turbulence, because you're making my heart skip a beat.

Mind if I store my heart in your overhead compartment?

You must be the reason for this flight delay - I'm finding it impossible to depart from you.

I'd like to report some missing luggage - you've stolen my heart.

Call the fire department, ’cause your red hair is setting off alarms!

Is your hair color natural? Because nothing about my attraction to you feels artificial.

I couldn't help but notice you seem to have mastered the art of looking effortlessly stunning at the beach. Is that a skill you're born with, or did you take classes? Either way, I'd love to study your technique over drinks at the beachside bar.

You must be a pro at building sandcastles, because you've constructed quite a fortress around my heart. Any chance you'd be willing to let down the drawbridge for a charming beach-goer like myself? I come bearing witty banter and a killer playlist for seaside lounging.

The moon is looking particularly alluring tonight, reminding me of the curve of your lips. I'd much rather be tasting them than just dreaming about them. Save a kiss for me in the morning?

Are you a morning workout? Because you've got my heart racing.

Roses are red, toast gets butter, Your morning look makes my heart flutter.

Roses are red, dawn's sky is gray, Your smile outshines the start of any day.

I'd like to make a bid on your heart - no contingencies.

I'd like to refinance my heart and put you as the primary lien holder.

Are you a down payment? Because you've captured 20% of my heart already.

Are you a fiddle? 'Cause you're playing my heartstrings.

Must be a stampede coming, 'cause my heart's racing for you.

Roses are red, the cactus is prickly, Your sweet smile's got my heart racing quickly.

Roses are red, the sheriff's badge is gold, You've stolen my heart, if truth be told.

Is that a spur on your heel, or are you just trying to kick-start my heart?

You must be a bronco, 'cause you've got my heart bucking wild.

Is that a lasso in your hand, or are you just trying to catch my heart?

Are you a bounty? 'Cause I'd chase you to the ends of the earth.

You must be a sharpshooter, 'cause you've hit me right in the heart.

I'm usually a lone ranger, but for you, I'd consider a partner.

I'm no outlaw, but I'd love to steal your heart.

You must be a cowboy's boots, 'cause you're kickin' my heart into high gear.

You must be a rodeo clown, 'cause you've got me laughing and my heart racing.

I may not be able to close the Gate, but I'd love to open my heart to you.

I may not have a Thessalhydra, but I'd love to slay your heart.

Are you part of the Hawkins Lab experiments? Because you're clearly one-of-a-kind.

I may not have superpowers, but I'd love to be your sidekick... and maybe your partner in crime too.

I may not be able to close the Gate, but I'd love to open your heart to me.

Are you the Byers family? Because I'm getting major 'home is where the heart is' vibes from you.

You must be part of the Hawkins High AV Club, because you're sending all the right signals.

Roses are red, 'Iowa' is intense, Your presence alone makes my heart commence.

You're making my heart beat faster than the drum intro to 'Eyeless.'

Let's skip the 'Wait and Bleed' and get straight to the good part.

Want to make some music together? I promise it'll be a chart-topper.

Are you a metronome? Because my heart's beating steadily for you.

You must be a piano prodigy, because you're playing my heartstrings effortlessly.

Roses are red, pigstep's got groove, Into your heart, I'd love to move.

Roses are red, creepers explode, Your beauty's put my heart in overload.

Let's make like Villagers and trade hearts.

You must be an Elytra, because you make my heart soar.

Let's craft a future together, starting with breakfast.

You must be an Enderman, because you've teleported straight into my heart.

Are you redstone? Because you're sending signals straight to my heart.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're the perfect lot for my heart to build on too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd renovate my heart just for you.

Is your heart an exclusive listing? Because I want to be your only buyer.

You must be eminent domain, because you're taking over my heart by force.

Is your heart rent-to-own? Because I'm ready to make long-term payments.

Is your heart a short sale? Because I'm ready to make a quick move.

Is your heart rent-controlled? Because I'd like to be your long-term tenant.

Is your love life in foreclosure? Let me make a bid on your heart.

You must be a line drive, because you've hit me straight in the heart.

Roses are red, pitchers have heat, Your fastball's got my heart skipping a beat.

Is your name Glove? Because you've caught my heart.

Are you a walk-off homer? Because you've won my heart in dramatic fashion.

Are you a shortstop? Because you're filling a hole in my heart.

You must be doing box jumps, because you've got my heart leaping.

Roses are red, burpees are hard, Your workout intensity's off the chart.

You must be doing shoulder presses, because you've shouldered your way into my heart.

Roses are red, protein shakes are thick, Your biceps are making my heart tick.

Roses are red, kettle bells swing, Your squats are so deep, they make my heart sing.

You must be doing lunges, because you've taken a step into my heart.

Is your name Cardio? Because you've got my heart racing.

I think I need a defibrillator, because you just made my heart skip a beat.

If you were the last Berry on Earth, I'd clone you just to make sure I always had one.

You're so fine, even my GPS is saying 'berry-calculate'. Wanna help me find my way to your heart?

Are you a berry? 'Cause you're making my heart skip a beat... berry by berry.

You must be a blood orange, 'cause you've got my heart pumping.

Are you a citrus farmer? Because you've planted seeds of desire in my heart.

If you were the last orange on Earth, I'd clone you just to make sure I always had one.

You must be part mandarin, 'cause you've got me speaking in tongues.

Orange you glad I didn't start with a banana line? Now let's peel away the small talk.

Roses are red, kiwis are tart, You've taken a bite right out of my heart.

Kiwis are fuzzy, roses have thorns, My heart for you each day adorns.

You must be a kiwi martini, because you're sophisticated, intoxicating, and best enjoyed slowly.

Roses are red, kiwis are tart, One taste of you has captured my heart.

Want to be my kiwi partner? I promise our relationship will be anything but fuzzy.

You must be a kiwi tart, because you're sweet, tangy, and I want a bite.

Are you a kiwi cutter? Because you've sliced right through to my heart.

You must be a kiwi ninja, because you've skillfully sliced your way into my heart.

Are you a kiwi bird? Because you're flightless, but you've still got my heart soaring.