34 Universe Pick Up Lines

Is your name Goldilocks? Because you're in my habitable zone.

Are you a red giant? Because you're making my heart swell.

Let's break the light-speed barrier together and explore new dimensions of pleasure.

You've got more curves than spacetime near a massive object.

Is your name Voyager? Because you're taking me to places I've never been before.

Are you the Northern Lights? Because you're a natural phenomenon of breathtaking beauty.

Let's be like quantum entanglement - inseparable no matter the distance.

Your eyes twinkle brighter than Sirius on a clear night.

Are you a solar flare? Because you're sending electromagnetic pulses through my body.

I must be a comet, because I keep coming back to you.

Is your father a planet? Because you're out of this world.

You must be the moon, because you're controlling my tides.

Are you made of antimatter? Because when we touch, it'll be explosive.

Let's form a binary system and revolve around each other.

You're hotter than the core of a neutron star.

Is your name Kepler? Because you've discovered the perfect world for me.

Are you the fabric of spacetime? Because you've got me warped.

You must be dark energy, because you're accelerating my heartbeat.

Let's be like quasars and shine brighter together.

Are you a gamma-ray burst? Because you've just rocked my world.

You're more mysterious than the dark side of the moon - and twice as alluring.

Are you the Big Bang? Because you've got my universe expanding.

You must be made of dark matter, because you're invisible to everyone but me.

Is your name Hubble? Because you're constantly expanding my horizons.

Are you a black hole? Because I'm drawn to your event horizon.

Your beauty outshines a supernova - it's blinding me with brilliance.

Call me a meteor, because I'm falling hard and fast for you.

Is that a pulsar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

You must be the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs, because you've got me extinct.

Are you the Milky Way? Because you're a galaxy of flavors I want to explore.

Your smile is brighter than Betelgeuse - and way more stable.

Let's collide like binary stars and create something spectacular.

I must be in zero gravity, because I'm weightless when I'm with you.

Are you a nebula? Because you're a heavenly body that's giving birth to my dreams.