29 Astronaut Pick Up Lines

Let's defy gravity together in my sleep pod.

I'm drawn to you like a comet to the sun.

Want to test the effects of microgravity on human reproduction?

You must be dark matter, because you're invisible but have a powerful effect on me.

My spacesuit's not the only thing that's pressurized right now.

Let's make like binary stars and revolve around each other.

I'd break protocol just to make contact with you.

Want to help me achieve liftoff?

You've got me spinning faster than a pulsar.

Is that a meteor in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Let's create our own celestial body.

I'd risk space madness just to be with you.

Want to see how flexible I am in zero-G?

You're the only heavenly body I need to study.

Are you the moon? Because I can't stop orbiting around you.

I must be in zero gravity, because I'm falling for you.

Your beauty is out of this world - literally, I checked from space.

Want to explore my black hole later?

My love for you burns hotter than atmospheric re-entry.

Is your name NASA? Because I need you to take me to the stars.

I'd travel light-years just to see your smile.

You must be the Big Bang, because you started it all for me.

Want to dock in my space station tonight?

Your gravitational pull is irresistible.

I'd give up my protein paste for a taste of you.

You're hotter than the surface of Venus.

Want to see my rocket in action?

I'm no telescope, but I can still make you see stars.

Your body is like space - I want to explore every inch.