200+ Smooth Pick Up Lines You Need to Know (Savage, Flirty, goes on)

Guy: Hey I have a question and need a woman's advice. Lady: Wassup Guy: Let's say I see a really cute girl, do I go up and talk to her or is that too direct?

I'm not great with numbers, but I'm pretty sure the odds of me liking you are 100%.

I was about to start a conversation with you, but I think it's better to just say you're amazing.

I'm not sure if I need a map or just a guide, but either way, I'm lost in your eyes.

I thought of a clever line to impress you, but all I can think about is how awesome you are.

I've been trying to come up with a clever line, but all I keep thinking about is asking you out.

Do you have a minute? Because I need to take a moment to tell you how amazing you are.

I was going to write you a poem, but words seem too simple to describe how much I like you.

I think I made a mistake in my last text. Could you confirm whether it was asking you out or just thinking about you?

I just got a new phone, and I'm missing one number. Could it be yours?

I thought of a great line to impress you, but then I realized just being myself is the best way to do it.

I didn't believe in love at first sight until I saw you—can we test that theory together?

I was going to ask if you believe in love at first sight, but I think it's pretty clear we've already got that covered.

I'm not a genie, but I can grant you three wishes: dinner, a movie, and a great time with me.

I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together—care to make that a reality?

No, I'm not a magician, but I can make your worries disappear.

No, I'm not a scientist, but we've got great chemistry.

Your voice could make audiobook narrators question their career choice.

Excuse me, but can you help me with a quick survey? Rate how much I'm falling for you from 1 to 10.

I was going to wait until I knew you better to say this, but you're making it impossible to wait.

No, I'm not an artist, but I can draw you closer.

No, I'm not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

No, I'm not a gardener, but I can plant a smile on your face.

No, I'm not a musician, but I can make your heart sing.

I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty sure you and I add up to something special.

Do you believe in destiny? Because meeting you feels like something that was meant to happen.

No, I'm not a writer, but I can write our love story.

Want to go outside for some fresh air? Because you just took my breath away.

I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Hey, how was heaven when you left it?

No pen, no paper but you still draw my attention.

I'd like to take you to the movies but they don't let you bring your own snacks in.

This must be a museum because you're a work of art.

Are you WiFi? Because I feel a connection.

I'm not even playing cards but somehow I pulled a Queen.

I'm not an organ donor. But I think I'll make an exception and give you my heart.

You might need some sunglasses because our future together is incredibly bright.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else vanishes.

I was going to send you a funny meme, but I figured just saying hi and telling you you're incredible would be better.

If we were characters in a movie, I'd want our story to be a romantic comedy, with a perfect ending together.

I wasn't planning on falling for anyone today, but meeting you just changed all my plans.

I was going to try to impress you with a pickup line, but then I realized being myself is the best way to do it.

I'm not a magician, but I can make your day brighter just by being around.

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd be rich enough to take you out for coffee.

I was going to write you a love song, but I figured a simple 'hi' and a smile might be enough.

If I were to write a book about how awesome you are, it would be a bestseller.

I thought I'd make a grand entrance, but I'm already head over heels just talking to you.

I don't usually do this, but you've got me stepping out of my comfort zone just to say hello.

I tried to come up with a clever way to ask you out, but I realized a direct approach is best: dinner sometime?

If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd use my last breath to tell you how much I love you.

No, I'm not a knight, but I'm here to sweep you off your feet.

No boat, no paddle...but still, you're my safe harbor.

You must be a dog person because you look fetching.

Hey. I'm the one you've been looking for. You can delete this app now.

Roses are red. My lips are blue. My heart began to beat when I saw you.

If my soul were a journey, you'd be the place I'd want to arrive.

If my emotions were stars, you'd be the brightest constellation in my sky.

If my feelings were a road, it would lead straight to you.

If my love were a journey, you'd be the only destination I'd want.

If my heart were a ship, you'd be my guiding star.

If my emotions were a compass, you'd be the north that guides me.

If my heart were a compass, it would point to you.

They say the best things in life are free—like the way you make me feel.

They claim the best things in life are free, so you must be a priceless gem that I just stumbled upon.

You owe me a drink because I dropped mine when I saw you.

They say you can't put a price on the best things in life, but if I could, you'd be worth every penny.

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

You're the plot twist I didn't see coming but always needed.

You're the unexpected chapter I never knew I needed but can't put down.

You're the surprise ending I didn't anticipate, but now I can't imagine my story without it.

If my life were a map, you'd be the destination I'd always seek.

I'd love to take you out to the movies, but they don't allow snacks.

I'd love to take you dancing, but they don't allow stars on the floor.

I'd love to take you to a museum, but they don't allow masterpieces.

Don't mind me! I'm just following my dreams.

Einstein said that nothing is faster than the speed of light. But he never saw how fast I would fall for you.

When we met, it was like listening to a song for the first time that I knew would eventually become my favorite.

Roses are red. My lips are blue. My heart began to beat again when I saw you.

They say the best things in life are free, but you're the rare exception to that rule with how amazing you make me feel.

No diamond, no gold...but still, you're my treasure.

No map, no compass...but still, you guide my heart.

No, I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

No brush, no canvas...but still, you paint my world.

No music, no lyrics...but still, you're my favorite song.

No wings, no feathers...but still, you lift my spirits.

No key, no lock...but still, you open my heart.

No magic, no spells...but still, you enchant me.

No sun, no moon...but still, you light up my life.

I must've stumbled into a garden... because you're a rare flower.

I must've become a poet... because you're pure inspiration.

I must've discovered magic... because you're enchanting.

No script, no stage...but still, you're my leading role.

They say the best things in life come without a price tag—lucky for me, you're priceless.

If we were stars, our constellations would align perfectly.

In the book of my life, you're the plot that makes it all worth reading.

I must've been dreaming... because you're too good to be true.

I must've hit the jackpot... because you're a real treasure.

I must've found paradise... because you're a slice of heaven.

I must've won the lottery... because you're a total prize.

I must've seen a miracle... because you're absolutely divine.

I must've turned into an artist... because you're a masterpiece.

I must've walked into a fairytale... because you're a dream come true.

They say the best things are free—like the way you give me butterflies without even trying.

If the best things in life are free, then I must have hit the jackpot with how you make me feel.

I didn't even have to run to catch these butterflies.

Excuse me while I delete my dating apps.

You seem like someone worth waking up with.

If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. The best for last!

Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up!

Did you just fart love, because you blew me away.

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

My Love for you is like diarrohea .. I can't hold it in.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.

Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?

You know, they say that love is when you don’t want to sleep because reality is better than your dreams. And after seeing you, I don’t think I ever want to sleep again.

Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.

You know, I always thought that Disneyland was the ‘happiest place on Earth,’ but that was before I got a chance to stand here next to you.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.

If you were a taser, you’d be set to ‘stun.’

If you were a Transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine.’

I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!

I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.

Are you a Netflix show? Because I want to binge watch you all night.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’

Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Man - Fat Penguin ! Woman - WHAT? Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

Like the harvest moon, I'd love to see you big, round, and rising in my bed.

Hey baby. Heard you were lookin' for a stud. I got the STD. All I need is U.

So, when are you going to give up hope and just marry me?

Are you the Titanic because all my seamen are about to evacuate.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice... Hi, I’m...

Hi, my name's Bob, and this is how I kiss.

You see this jacket? It’s boyfriend material.

You've got me falling faster than acorns from an oak tree.

I'd love to explore your haunted house, if you catch my drift.

How about we go back to my place and make some steam rise like morning mist?

Want to come over and help me stuff my turkey?

Like leaves in autumn, I'd love to make you blush all shades of red.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a lightswitch away.

Want to come over and bob for... something other than apples?

Is that a cornucopia in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Let's play in my pile of leaves. I promise it'll be more fun than raking.

You must be the first frost, because you've got me feeling all kinds of tingles.

Care to join me for some hot cider and even hotter action?

I'd love to be the filling in your pumpkin pie.

Like a good flannel shirt, I'll keep you warm and look great on you.

Want to come over and carve my pumpkin? I promise it's big and round.

Let's cuddle up and create our own Indian summer heat wave.

Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.

All the good pick up lines are taken but you aren't.

You must be a talented thief because you managed to steal my heart from all the way over here.

If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I'll give it right back.

123456789. The only number I don't see here is yours.

Do you have Instagram? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Are you an artist? You're really good at drawing me in.

Angels should be in heaven. How'd you escape?

If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair.

Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?

Your name must be Barbie because when I saw you I pictured our Dreamhouse.

What is it like to be the most gorgeous person in this room?

If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.

4+4=8 but you+me=fate

Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

Are you tired? You've been running through my mind all day.

What's your favorite drink? I'm asking so I know what to buy you when we go on our first date.

I should complain to Spotify for not making you this week's hottest single.

Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper.

You look so familiar…did we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

I'm learning about important dates in history, wanna be one of them?

They say dating is a numbers game, so can I get yours?

When I text you good morning tomorrow, what number should I text?

Hi, my name is [your name], but you can call me tomorrow.

Can I show your profile to my friends to prove that angels really do exist?

There's something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it.

I'm not currently an organ donor, but I'd love to give you my heart.

My name is [your name] but you should hear my phone number.

Let's play a game…not hide and seek though, people like you are hard to find.

I hope someone knows how to do CPR because you just took my breath away.

Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.

I never believed in love at first sight, then I saw you.

It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.

If being beautiful was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged.

My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I'll make an exception for you.

Did you go to school at Hogwarts? Because I'm feeling the magic.

I'm really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

Are you a WiFi router? Because I'm feeling a connection.

Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knees falling for you.

If you were a transformer you'd be Optimus Fine.

You're looking a little sick, you must be suffering from lack of Vitamin Me.

There must be something wrong with my eyes—I can't seem to take them off of you.

I have a phone number, you have a phone number—think of the possibilities.

I've got all these forks and knives all I need is a little spoon.