Ultimate List of Clever Pick Up Lines (Over 100 to bookmark)

Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type.

Are you a UFO? Because you just abducted my heart.

They say the best things in life don't cost a dime, so I guess you're my little budget-friendly luxury.

I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

My love for you is like pi—never-ending.

Your smile must be a black hole; I'm irresistibly drawn to it.

Are you a Disney ride? Because I'd wait forever for you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Hey, I'm Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a "cute-cumber."

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te.

Are you the Big Bang? Because you just set off a universe of feelings in my heart.

Did you know my shirt is made of girlfriend/boyfriend material?

They say the best things are free, but your charm is so valuable, it should come with a price tag.

Are you a set of stairs? Because you take my breath away.

Even the keyboard knows that U and I should be together.

I don't have any more pickup lines, but you can pick me up at 9.

Are you the school stairs? Because you take my breath away.

I see you like tequila. Does that mean you'll give me a shot?

Are you Reddit stories? Because I'll always listen to you.

Wow, you must be an expert thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

If I were an octopus, all three of my hearts would beat for you.

Did you just fart? Because you are blowing me away.

If you were a booger, I would pick you first.

I feel like I'm a pen, and you're a highlighter. I write out our future, and you make it brighter.

If the best things in life are free, then you must be the biggest bargain I've ever come across.

I know what you're thinking: 'Sure, they look nice enough, but can they ride a unicycle?' And the answer is no, I can't.

Are you the first of April? Because I'm feeling like a fool for you.

You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

Science can be stressful. It's always about the elements, never about the chemistry between us.

History is crazy. It's always about the past, never about the future with you and I.

Math is so confusing. It's always talking about X and Y, never about U and I.

No, I'm not 14, but I'm the 1 4 you.

No pen, no paper...but still, you draw my attention.

If my heart had a GPS, it would only navigate to you.

You must be an important line in a book because seeing you is a highlight.

Stories begin with Once Upon a Time. Poems start with a rhyme. But the best stories start with U and I.

Numbers start with 1 2 3. The alphabet starts with A B C. But the universe starts with U N I.

Are you an exam? Because my mom told me not to cheat on important things.

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

Don't you just hate it when people try to use pickup lines on you?

Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for.

I'm no geologist, but I feel a seismic shift in my world whenever you're near.

I'm not a physicist, but I feel a strong magnetic attraction here. Is it just me?

All the pickup lines are taken, but are you?

I don't have a pen or paper. But you still draw my attention.

I see you're a fan of vodka. Does that mean you'll give me a shot?

They say the best things in life are free, which is why I'm not charging you for making my heart race.

If my heart had coordinates, they'd all point in your direction.

If my heart were a treasure map, you'd be the X that marks the spot.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Climate's important to both me & you.

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice.

I want you… to read the first three words of this text.

I couldn't fall asleep. So I fell for you instead.

Are you part phone charger? Because I’m dying without you!

Are you asthma? Because you take my breath away.

Can I tell you what's on the menu? "Me, n', u"

Are you oxygen? Because I can't live without you.

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection.

I think I might need to update my firewall, because you've easily hacked into my heart.

I've been working on my openings lately. Mind If I study yours?

I'm like Q. I do best with U next to me.

Can I have your sports jersey? Because I want your name and number.

You want to know what's incredibly beautiful? The first word of this text.

I don't get math. They always talk about X and Y. Why do they never talk about U and I?

You must have third period with Mr. Marcus. Because we have chemistry together.

Are you a tazer? Because you are stunning.

Are you anxiety? Because you're making my heart race.

Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?

You must play soccer because you are a keeper.

Do you know all the states of matter? (Solid, gas, liquid plasma). You forgot one…you matter.

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can get Messi.

Are you a triangle? Cause you're an acute one.

Do you know what Sherlock Holmes and I have in common? We're both intrigued by you.

Are you a keyboard, because you're just my type.

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 because I’m the 1 you need.

My crush is ugly (without the G, L, or Y).

Your eyes remind me of Ikea: they’re easy to get lost in.

Are you a phone? Because I can’t stop staring at you.

You're like gasoline. You give me fuel to keep going.

I may not be a cashier, but you sure have a few things I'd like to check out!

It's time to pay up because you've been living rent-free in my mind for weeks.

I'm Batman, and you're Robin my heart.

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person of my dreams.

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you.

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.

Are you studying history? Because I will give you a date to remember.

Wow, it must be hard for you to fly on planes because you are the bomb.

Are you a cellphone? Because I can't take my eyes off you.

If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine.

Are you a wall? Because I can't get over you.

There must be something up with my eyes. I can't take them off you.

I might not be Abraham. But I'd still like to know when we're Lincoln up.

Are you a phone charger? Cause I'm dying without you!

You must be lucky charms because you're magically delicious.

What's your name again? Can I call you mine?

You can call me Fred Flinstone because I'll make your bed rock.

Are you from France? Cause, maDAMN you're fine!

Do you have a fishtail? Because we are mermaids for each other.

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Are you an appendix? Because I want to take you out.

We may not be socks. But you and I would make a great pair.

Are you a flower? Because I wanna Bee with you forever.

Hey girl are you a terrorist propaganda? Cause I can listen to you all day long

Can I take your picture? I need to show Santa what I want this year for Christmas.

Einstein said that nothing is faster than the speed of light. But he never saw how fast I would fall for you.