108 Clever Pick Up Lines

Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type.

Are you part phone charger? Because I’m dying without you!

Are you a phone? Because I can’t stop staring at you.

Your eyes remind me of Ikea: they’re easy to get lost in.

My crush is ugly (without the G, L, or Y).

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 because I’m the 1 you need.

Are you a keyboard, because you're just my type.

Do you know what Sherlock Holmes and I have in common? We're both intrigued by you.

Are you a triangle? Cause you're an acute one.

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can get Messi.

Do you know all the states of matter? (Solid, gas, liquid plasma). You forgot one…you matter.

You must play soccer because you are a keeper.

Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?

Are you a tazer? Because you are stunning.

Are you asthma? Because you take my breath away.

You must have third period with Mr. Marcus. Because we have chemistry together.

I don't get math. They always talk about X and Y. Why do they never talk about U and I?

You want to know what's incredibly beautiful? The first word of this text.

Can I have your sports jersey? Because I want your name and number.

I'm like Q. I do best with U next to me.

I've been working on my openings lately. Mind If I study yours?

I think I might need to update my firewall, because you've easily hacked into my heart.

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection.

Are you oxygen? Because I can't live without you.

Can I tell you what's on the menu? "Me, n', u"

You're like gasoline. You give me fuel to keep going.

Are you anxiety? Because you're making my heart race.

I may not be a cashier, but you sure have a few things I'd like to check out!

Are you a phone charger? Cause I'm dying without you!

Can I take your picture? I need to show Santa what I want this year for Christmas.

Hey girl are you a terrorist propaganda? Cause I can listen to you all day long

Are you a flower? Because I wanna Bee with you forever.

We may not be socks. But you and I would make a great pair.

Are you an appendix? Because I want to take you out.

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Do you have a fishtail? Because we are mermaids for each other.

Are you from France? Cause, maDAMN you're fine!

You can call me Fred Flinstone because I'll make your bed rock.

What's your name again? Can I call you mine?

You must be lucky charms because you're magically delicious.

I might not be Abraham. But I'd still like to know when we're Lincoln up.

I'm Batman, and you're Robin my heart.

There must be something up with my eyes. I can't take them off you.

Are you a wall? Because I can't get over you.

If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine.

Are you a cellphone? Because I can't take my eyes off you.

Wow, it must be hard for you to fly on planes because you are the bomb.

Are you studying history? Because I will give you a date to remember.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you.

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person of my dreams.

It's time to pay up because you've been living rent-free in my mind for weeks.

I couldn't fall asleep. So I fell for you instead.

Are you the first of April? Because I'm feeling like a fool for you.

I want you… to read the first three words of this text.

I feel like I'm a pen, and you're a highlighter. I write out our future, and you make it brighter.

If you were a booger, I would pick you first.

Did you just fart? Because you are blowing me away.

If I were an octopus, all three of my hearts would beat for you.

Wow, you must be an expert thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Are you Reddit stories? Because I'll always listen to you.

I see you like tequila. Does that mean you'll give me a shot?

Are you the school stairs? Because you take my breath away.

I don't have any more pickup lines, but you can pick me up at 9.

Even the keyboard knows that U and I should be together.

Are you a set of stairs? Because you take my breath away.

Did you know my shirt is made of girlfriend/boyfriend material?

Are you a UFO? Because you just abducted my heart.

Are you the Big Bang? Because you just set off a universe of feelings in my heart.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a "cute-cumber."

Hey, I'm Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Are you a Disney ride? Because I'd wait forever for you.

Your smile must be a black hole; I'm irresistibly drawn to it.

My love for you is like pi—never-ending.

I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

They say the best things in life don't cost a dime, so I guess you're my little budget-friendly luxury.

If the best things in life are free, then you must be the biggest bargain I've ever come across.

They say the best things are free, but your charm is so valuable, it should come with a price tag.

I know what you're thinking: 'Sure, they look nice enough, but can they ride a unicycle?' And the answer is no, I can't.

Don't you just hate it when people try to use pickup lines on you?

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Climate's important to both me & you.

If my heart were a treasure map, you'd be the X that marks the spot.

If my heart had coordinates, they'd all point in your direction.

They say the best things in life are free, which is why I'm not charging you for making my heart race.

I see you're a fan of vodka. Does that mean you'll give me a shot?

I don't have a pen or paper. But you still draw my attention.

All the pickup lines are taken, but are you?

I'm not a physicist, but I feel a strong magnetic attraction here. Is it just me?

I'm no geologist, but I feel a seismic shift in my world whenever you're near.

Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for.

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

Are you an exam? Because my mom told me not to cheat on important things.

Numbers start with 1 2 3. The alphabet starts with A B C. But the universe starts with U N I.

Stories begin with Once Upon a Time. Poems start with a rhyme. But the best stories start with U and I.

You must be an important line in a book because seeing you is a highlight.

If my heart had a GPS, it would only navigate to you.

No pen, no paper...but still, you draw my attention.

No, I'm not 14, but I'm the 1 4 you.

Math is so confusing. It's always talking about X and Y, never about U and I.

History is crazy. It's always about the past, never about the future with you and I.

Science can be stressful. It's always about the elements, never about the chemistry between us.

Einstein said that nothing is faster than the speed of light. But he never saw how fast I would fall for you.