43 Shark Pick Up Lines

Call me a blue shark, because I'm feeling anything but when I'm near you.

You've got me more twisted up than a shark in a Ghost Net of desire.

Call me a lemon shark, because you're making life sweet in these salty seas.

Are you a sandbar shark? Because I'd love to get stranded with you.

Are you a thresher shark? Because you're whipping my heart into a frenzy.

I must be a basking shark, because I can't help but open wide when I see you.

Call me a cookie-cutter shark, because I want to leave my mark on you.

You've got me spinning like a shark in a tonic state.

Are you a nurse shark? Because I'm feeling a little weak in the fins around you.

You've got me thrashing harder than a shark caught in a net of desire.

Call me a bull shark, because I'm ready to charge into a relationship with you.

You must be a tiger shark, because you're looking fierce tonight.

I'm not a whale shark, but I'd love to filter feed you some compliments.

Are you a hammer shark? Because you're nailing this whole attraction thing.

You've got me circling like it's Shark Week, and you're the main attraction.

I'm usually a lone shark, but for you, I'd join a school.

Is that a shark fin, or are you just happy to see me?

Call me a loan shark, because I'm going to charge you interest for keeping my heart.

I'm not a shark, but I'd love to take a bite out of you.

Are you bioluminescent? Because you're lighting up my deep sea world.

I'm usually a bottom-feeder, but for you, I'd swim to the surface.

You must be using some powerful pheromones, because I can sense you from miles away.

Is it mating season? Because you're making me want to pair up.

Are you a torpedo ray? Because you're sending electric shocks through my system.

I'm not usually a scavenger, but I'd pick up whatever scraps of attention you throw my way.

You must be using that lateral line, because you're sensing all my good vibrations.

Is your name Selachii? Because you're the class act of my dreams.

You've got me swimming in circles like I'm caught in a love lagoon.

I'm usually cold-blooded, but you're making my temperature rise.

Is it just me, or did you just breach the surface of my heart?

Is your name Carcharodon? Because you're making my heart megalodon-sized.

I'd traverse the entire ocean just to swim in your direction.

I'm not usually this forward, but something about you is making me go into a feeding frenzy.

Is it hot in here, or is it just the hydrothermal vents between us?

Is it just me, or did the water temperature rise when you swam by?

I'd breach the surface any day to catch a glimpse of you.

Is your name Megalodon? Because you're extinctly attractive.

You must have some powerful electroreception, because I'm feeling a spark between us.

Is your name Jaws? Because you've got me hooked.

I'm no great white, but I'd love to take a bite out of your heart.

Call me a remora, because I want to stick close to you.

Are you chum? Because you're reeling me in.

I must be in a feeding frenzy, because I can't take my eyes off you.