40 Spooning Pick Up Lines

I've got a black belt in cuddling and a master's degree in spooning.

Are you a blanket? Because I want to wrap myself around you all night.

Looking for someone to test my theory that spooning is better than solo sleeping.

I'm like a teddy bear - soft, cuddly, and always ready for snuggles.

They say body heat is the most efficient form of warming up... care to conserve some energy?

I've been told I give Olympic-level cuddles. Want to be my judge?

Looking for someone to help me recreate those cozy Sunday morning vibes... applications open.

They say spooning saves energy... want to help save the planet?

I'm like a koala - expert at clinging and professional at cuddling.

Warning: My cuddles are highly addictive and may cause extreme comfort.

Seeking a cuddle connoisseur for long-term spooning arrangement.

Let's play a game - you be the big spoon, and I'll be the reason you don't want to get up.

I'm like a Swiss Army knife - versatile in all spooning positions.

Are you a professional big spoon? Because I'd like to submit my application for little spoon.

Consider this my formal application for the position of 'permanent cuddle buddy.'

Looking for someone to be the jet pack to my astronaut... ready for liftoff?

I've heard spooning leads to forking... want to test that theory?

They say the perfect spoon ratio is 1:1... care to balance the equation?

Warning: My cuddles have been known to cause severe attachment issues.

I've been told I'm like memory foam - I perfectly conform to whoever I'm cuddling with.

I'm like a cat - I require regular cuddles to function properly.

They say good things come in pairs... like two spoons getting cozy.

Searching for my missing puzzle piece - must be comfortable with extended cuddle sessions.

I've got a PhD in Advanced Cuddling with a minor in Spooning Studies.

Warning: Prolonged exposure to my cuddles may result in chronic happiness.

I've mastered the art of being the perfect cuddle companion - no dead arm syndrome guaranteed.

Looking for someone to share my blanket fort with... applications for big spoon now open.

I promise not to steal all the blankets... but I might steal your heart.

They say practice makes perfect - care to help me perfect my spooning technique?

Are you a professional cuddler? Because I think we'd make a great team.

They say cuddling releases oxytocin... want to do some chemistry experiments?

Are you looking for a little spoon? Because I've been told I fit just right.

I'm like a puzzle piece - perfectly shaped to be your little spoon.

Warning: Side effects of spooning with me may include increased happiness and decreased personal space.

Are you a weighted blanket? Because I have a feeling you'd help me sleep better at night.

I may not be a fortune teller, but I see some spooning in your future.

Looking for my big spoon to complete my place setting...

I'm like a thermostat - guaranteed to keep you at the perfect temperature all night long.

I've been told I'm the perfect little spoon - zero wasted space, guaranteed perfect fit.

They say the best things come in pairs... like two spoons in a drawer getting cozy.