85 Classical Music Pick Up Lines

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's practice some trills, just us two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're my favorite movement in this suite.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's skip the exposition and develop our tune.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're the perfect tempo for my groove.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's make some hot cross buns, just us two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're the grace note that makes my life new.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's practice our scales, ascending with you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're my favorite sonata, tried and true.

Want to explore the full range of my instrument?

I've got perfect intonation - want to see how I use my mouth?

Let's make some dissonance and slowly resolve it all night.

You must be a Mozart composition, because you're a work of art.

Is your name Viola? Because you're making my heart string along.

Are you Tchaikovsky? Because you're Russian my heart rate.

You must be a Beethoven symphony, because you're absolutely striking.

Is your name Melody? Because you've got me feeling Chopin at the bit.

Are you a Debussy piece? Because you're leaving me in a daze.

You must be a Vivaldi concerto, because you've got me feeling all four seasons at once.

Is your name Allegro? Because you've got my heart racing.

Are you Handel's Messiah? Because you're making me want to stand up.

You must be a Strauss waltz, because you've swept me off my feet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your melody's sweet, let's make it a two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm in treble without you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's duet tonight, just me and you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're my perfect pitch, through and through.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart's a crescendo when I'm with you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're my symphony, tried and true.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's make some music, me and you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're my favorite note, a sharp C too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's practice our fingering, just us two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're my favorite movement in this concerto.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's skip the andante and go straight to allegro.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're the harmony to my blues.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's make some dissonance, then resolve too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're the fermata I want to hold onto.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's compose a love song, just us two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're the cadenza in my concerto.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's practice some tonguing, double or two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're my favorite aria, tried and true.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's skip the prelude and get to the fugue.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're the perfect fifth to my fourth too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's make some parallel motion, me and you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're the coda I've been leading to.

Let's make some dissonance and resolve it all night long.

I've got perfect pitch, but you've got perfect everything else.

Wanna help me tune my instrument? I promise it won't take long.

Let's skip the exposition and dive right into the development.

You've got me all strung up - care to pluck my heartstrings?

I'd love to show you my impressive dynamic range.

Care to join me for some nocturnal emissions... of sound?

Let's compose a love song - I'll provide the rhythm if you bring the melody.

I'd love to explore your body - of work, of course.

Want to see how long I can hold my breath? I'm great at circular breathing.

Let's make some parallel motion in my bedroom.

I'd love to show you my impressive trills and frills.

Care to join me for some hot and heavy counterpoint?

Let's skip the conductor and make our own tempo.

I've got some exotic scales I'd love to run through with you.

Want to come over and practice some tongue-stopping techniques?

Let's skip the overture and get right to the main performance.

I've got perfect hands for arpeggios - want to see what else they can do?

Let's explore my dynamic range - from pianissimo to fortissimo.

Care to help me with some hands-on practice of Fingering in D Minor?

I've got a cantabile you won't believe - want to hear it all night?

Let's skip the tutti and go straight to the intimate solo performance.

My bedroom's got great acoustics. Want to test its resonance?

I'd love to show you my impressive embouchure technique.

Care to join me for some hot and heavy polyrhythms?

Let's make some sweet music - clothing optional.

Want to see how long I can hold a fermata?

I've got some exotic instruments I'd love you to try blowing.

Care to help me practice my tonguing exercises?

Let's skip the prelude and go straight to the climax.

Let's skip the foreplay and go straight to the coda.

I'd like to be the Liszt of your Liaisons.

Your beauty's got me Baroque - wanna explore my fugue state?

I'll be Bach, you be Offenbach, and let's make beautiful music all night.

My heart's doing a ritardando every time I see you.

Let's duet all night long - I promise a satisfying finale.

I've got a massive organ at home. Care for a private recital?

Ready to experience my crescendo? I guarantee it'll end with a bang.

Let's skip the andante and go straight to the allegro.

You must be a grace note, because you've embellished my life.

I'd love to show you my sforzando technique.

Want to come over and practice some hot cross buns?