39 Classical Music Pick-Up Lines That Gets Them

I'll be Bach, you be Offenbach, and let's make beautiful music all night.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's make some music, me and you.

Let's make some sweet music - clothing optional.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're the coda I've been leading to.

Care to join me for some nocturnal emissions... of sound?

I'd love to show you my impressive dynamic range.

You've got me all strung up - care to pluck my heartstrings?

Let's skip the exposition and dive right into the development.

Wanna help me tune my instrument? I promise it won't take long.

I've got perfect pitch, but you've got perfect everything else.

Let's make some dissonance and resolve it all night long.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's practice some tonguing, double or two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's make some parallel motion, me and you.

I'd love to explore your body - of work, of course.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're the perfect fifth to my fourth too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's skip the prelude and get to the fugue.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're my favorite aria, tried and true.

I'd like to be the Liszt of your Liaisons.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're the cadenza in my concerto.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's compose a love song, just us two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're the fermata I want to hold onto.

Let's compose a love song - I'll provide the rhythm if you bring the melody.

Let's make some parallel motion in my bedroom.

Want to see how long I can hold my breath? I'm great at circular breathing.

I've got a cantabile you won't believe - want to hear it all night?

Care to help me practice my tonguing exercises?

I've got some exotic instruments I'd love you to try blowing.

Want to see how long I can hold a fermata?

Care to join me for some hot and heavy polyrhythms?

I'd love to show you my impressive embouchure technique.

My bedroom's got great acoustics. Want to test its resonance?

Let's skip the tutti and go straight to the intimate solo performance.

Care to help me with some hands-on practice of Fingering in D Minor?

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're the harmony to my blues.

Let's explore my dynamic range - from pianissimo to fortissimo.

I've got perfect hands for arpeggios - want to see what else they can do?

Let's skip the overture and get right to the main performance.

Want to come over and practice some tongue-stopping techniques?

I've got some exotic scales I'd love to run through with you.

Let's skip the conductor and make our own tempo.

Care to join me for some hot and heavy counterpoint?

I'd love to show you my impressive trills and frills.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's make some dissonance, then resolve too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're my favorite movement in this concerto.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's skip the andante and go straight to allegro.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's practice some trills, just us two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're my favorite sonata, tried and true.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's practice our scales, ascending with you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're the grace note that makes my life new.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's make some hot cross buns, just us two.