40 Fast Food Pick Up Lines for Food Lovers

Must be Shake Shack, because you're shaking things up in my heart.

Are you a chicken nugget? Because I want to dip you in my special sauce.

Is this Dunkin'? Because I'd like to dunk my donut in your coffee.

Are you a pizza? Because I want a pizza that.

Are you a drive-thru? Because I'd like to check out your menu.

Call me Domino's, because I deliver satisfaction in 30 minutes or less.

Is your name Taco Bell? Because you're making a run for my border.

Are you a milkshake? Because you're bringing all the boys to the yard.

I must be at Five Guys, because you're making me feel extra saucy.

Call me Chipotle, because I want to wrap you up and eat you.

Call me Krispy Kreme, because you've got me glazed and confused.

Is this Popeyes? Because you're looking crispy and irresistible.

Are you a value menu? Because you're looking like a steal.

Are you McDonald's fries? Because I'm lovin' the way you look.

Is your name Wendy? Because you're looking hot and juicy.

Call me Burger King, because you can have it your way.

Are you a Happy Meal? Because you've got me smiling.

I must be at Subway, because you've got me building up an appetite.

Are you a McFlurry? Because you're sweet and I want to spoon you.

I must be at In-N-Out, because I want you animal style.

Are you a chicken sandwich? Because you've got me begging for a bite.

Are you a jalapeño popper? Because you're hot, cheesy, and making me sweat.

Call me Starbucks, because I like you a latte.

Is this White Castle? Because you're slidiiiing into my DMs.

Are you a combo meal? Because you're the perfect package.

Must be Jollibee, because you're bringing joy to my life.

Are you extra guac? Because you're worth every penny.

Call me Papa John's, because I want to be your sugar papa.

Is this Zaxby's? Because you're indescribably good.

Must be Long John Silver's, because you've got me hooked.

Are you a Big Mac? Because you're stacked in all the right places.

Call me Chick-fil-A, because it would be my pleasure to serve you.

Is this Arby's? Because you've got the meats I'm craving.

Are you a French fry? Because you're hot, salty, and I want to eat you up.

Must be Sonic, because you've got me racing to your drive-in.

Are you a Whopper? Because you're flame-grilled perfection.

Call me Dairy Queen, because I want to give you a Blizzard of attention.

Is this Panda Express? Because you're wok-ing my world.

Are you a Crunchwrap Supreme? Because you've got all my favorite things wrapped up tight.

Is your dad Colonel Sanders? Because you're finger-lickin' good.