78 Heaven Pick Up Lines

Is your umbrella broken? Because you've fallen straight from heaven.

I must be in heaven, because I see nothing but grace before me.

Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Are you a nebula? Because you're a heavenly body that's giving birth to my dreams.

Forget NASA, I want to explore your heavenly body.

I'd give up being an astronaut if it meant I could discover your heavenly body instead.

You're the only heavenly body I need to study.

You must be a black hole, because I'm drawn to your heavenly body.

Forget the sun and moon - you're the only heavenly body I want to observe.

Forget the moon - I'd rather watch your heavenly body cross my path.

Is this 'Gehenna'? Because it feels like heaven with you.

Want to fall from heaven with me? I promise it'll be divine.

Is that a strawberry-scented perfume, or do you just naturally smell like heaven?

I'd climb the highest mountain just to be nearer to your heavenly splendor.

Heaven's gates called - they want their most breathtaking angel back.

Heaven called - they want their most celestial beauty back. But I'm keeping you.

Did you invent the halo? Because you're the most heavenly sight I've ever laid eyes on.

Heaven must be lonely without its most beautiful angel.

I'd climb the stairway to heaven just to be closer to an angel like you.

Are you a heavenly body? Because you're out of this world gorgeous.

Heaven called, they want their most stunning angel back. But I'm holding you hostage.

I'd risk eternal damnation just to bask in your heavenly glow.

Heaven's gain is my loss - I wish I could keep an angel like you all to myself.

Heaven must be missing an angel - and I think I found her right here on earth.

Heaven sent you to me, and I'll be forever grateful.

Did you invent the halo? Because you're the most heavenly sight I've ever seen.

Did you land here from the heavens above? Because you look like trouble... the good kind.

Heaven's gain is my gain - I'll gladly welcome you into my earthly paradise.

Did you fall from the heavens? Because you're heavenly in every way.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look divine and you're making me want to sin.

You must be an angel, because you've got me feeling heavenly all over.

Did you fall from heaven? Because your beauty is positively heavenly.

Heaven called, they're missing an angel. And I think I found her right here.

Did you get lost on your way to heaven? Because I'd love to be your tour guide.

Heaven's gates called - they want their angel back before I try to keep you for myself.

Is this the Roastery? Because you've got me feeling like I'm in coffee heaven.

I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?

Angels should be in heaven. How'd you escape?

Hey, how was heaven when you left it?

What time do you need to be back in heaven?

I must've found paradise... because you're a slice of heaven.

You must be a phoenix, because your fiery beauty has me transfixed.

You must be a seraph, because you're igniting a holy fire within me.

Did you steal the stars from the sky? Because you're outshining them all.

If you're a demon, then I'll gladly sell my soul to be your plaything.

You must be an archangel, because you've got me feeling all kinds of reverent.

Are you a fallen angel? Because you've captured my heart with your divine grace.

I'd brave the depths of hell just to bask in your celestial radiance.

You must be a goddess - your beauty is truly peerless and divine.

Are you a cherub? Because you've got me feeling all kinds of cupid-struck.

You must be a seraphim, because you're absolutely incandescent.

Did you lose your halo? Because you're the devil in disguise and I love it.

I'd give up my mortal coil just to spend an eternity gazing at your divine beauty.

If you're a fallen angel, let me be the one to help you rise again.

You must be an ethereal being, because you've got me all kinds of spellbound.

Are you a siren? Because your celestial beauty is luring me in.

You must be a goddess - your grace and elegance are truly divine.

Did you invent the halo? Because your halo of light is blinding me.

If you're a fallen angel, then consider me your demon lover.

You must be an archangel, because you're leaving me awestruck and reverent.

I'm no Icarus, but I'd gladly fly too close to your sun-kissed radiance.

Did you get lost on your way to paradise? Because I'd be happy to show you around my private Eden.

You must be a goddess - your beauty is divine, and I'm utterly spellbound.

If you're a fallen angel, then let me be the one to help you rise again.

Are you a phoenix? Because you're rising from the ashes to set my heart ablaze.

I'd give up my wings to be your earthly angel.

If you're a fallen angel, can I be the devil on your shoulder?

I must be in purgatory, because you're neither angel nor devil, but the perfect temptation.

You're like a celestial being - out of this world and leaving me starstruck.

Are you a shooting star? Because you're blazing a trail straight to my heart.

Did you invent the halo? Because you're absolutely glowing.

You must be a cherub, because you've got me all kinds of smitten.

I'd climb every mountain, ford every stream to find an angel as beautiful as you.

Are you a seraph? Because you're setting my soul on fire.

If you're the devil in disguise, then sign me up for eternal damnation.

Are you a fallen angel? Because you're sinfully attractive.

You must be an angel, because you're absolutely radiant.

If you're the devil, then I'll gladly go to hell for you.