60 Wine Pick Up Lines

Like fine wine and cheese, we'd make the perfect pairing.

Are you a fine wine? Because you've got me intoxicated by your presence alone.

Like a good wine, I bet you get even better with time.

Call me a wine glass, because I'm ready to hold something special tonight.

Call me a wine tasting, because I'd love to spend hours savoring your company.

Call me a wine thief, because I'd love to sample what you're offering.

Like a wine's legs, I can't stop watching you drip down my glass.

Call me a wine press, because I'd love to squeeze you close.

Are you a wine cave? Because I'd love to explore your dark depths.

You must be a dessert wine, because you're looking sweet enough to devour.

Like a wine stopper, I'd love to keep things flowing between us.

Call me a wine aerator, because I know how to make things breathe heavy.

Like a fine wine, my feelings for you only get better with time.

Call me a wine cellar, because I'd love to preserve our special moments together.

Like a perfect wine pairing, we seem to complement each other beautifully.

Like a wine's bouquet, you've captured all my senses.

Like the perfect wine glass, you bring out my best qualities.

Like a wine's finish, you leave a lasting impression I can't forget.

Call me a wine critic, because I'd give our potential connection 100 points.

Like fine wine - the longer I look, the thirstier I get.

Are you a vintage wine? Because you've only gotten better with time.

I'd love to wine and dine you, if you'll be my entrée tonight.

Are you a fine wine? Because you're getting better with age.

If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.

You must be strawberry wine, because you're sweet, intoxicating, and get better with age.

Let's be like a water lily - beautiful on the surface, but our roots intertwined below.

Let's be like a bonsai - meticulously cultivated and beautifully intertwined.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I can't rhyme, but I can wine and dine you.

I’m not quite Jesus, I’m more of an apostle. I could never turn water into wine. But I bet I can turn you into mine.

Like my favorite Syrah, you're making me hot and bothered.

Are you a cork? Because I'd love to pop things off with you.

Like a full-bodied red, you've got curves in all the right places.

Is your name Zinfandel? Because you're making me feel wild and spicy.

You must be barrel-aged, because you look incredibly well-rounded.

Are you a late harvest? Because you're looking sweet and ready tonight.

Like my favorite bottle, I'd love to take you home and uncork you.

You must be French, because you've got me feeling Grand Cru-sy tonight.

Like a good Amarone, you're driving me wild with desire.

Like a fine Port, you're making me feel fortified.

Call me vintage, because I've been waiting years for someone like you.

You must be a Brunello, because you've got me feeling hot in Tuscany.

Like my favorite decanter, I'd love to see what flows between us.

Are you fermentation? Because you're making my temperature rise.

Like a perfect blend, I think we should mix things up.

Call me a tasting room, because I'd love to sample your offerings.

Like my favorite vintage, I'd love to lay you down for a while.

Are you oak-aged? Because you're looking perfectly seasoned.

Are you a Bordeaux blend? Because you have all the right components to leave me breathless.

You must be a Grand Cru, because you're absolutely first class.

Is your name Champagne? Because you've got me bubbling with excitement.

You're like my favorite Cabernet - bold, complex, and leaving me wanting more.

Are you a Pinot Noir? Because you're delicate, sophisticated, and making me weak in the knees.

You must be an aged Barolo, because you've completely matured my heart.

Is your name Merlot? Because you're smooth, velvety, and absolutely irresistible.

Are you decanting? Because you're taking my breath away.

You must be a Sauternes, because you're the perfect blend of sweet and sophisticated.

Call me a sommelier, because I can appreciate your exceptional qualities.

Are you a vintage Port? Because you're rich, complex, and worth waiting for.

You must be from Tuscany, because you've got me feeling Super Tuscan.

Is this chemistry between us the terroir talking, or am I just intoxicated by your presence?