40 Goalkeeper Pick Up Lines That’ll Make You a True Keeper

I've mastered the art of the dive, but you've got me falling in a whole new way.

You've got me feeling like I'm in extra time - my heart's racing!

Are you a golden glove? Because you're the prize I've been looking for.

I'd gladly take a yellow card just to spend some time in your penalty box.

You must be offside, because you're too good to be true.

You must be a hat-trick, because you're three times as beautiful as anyone else here.

Want to be my defensive wall? I promise we'll be unbreakable together.

I'm usually good with my hands, but you've got me fumbling for words.

Are you the goal line? Because I'd love to cross paths with you.

I may be a keeper, but for you, I'd leave my box any day.

Can I be your substitute? I promise I'll give 110% effort to win you over.

Is your name Corner Kick? Because you've got me feeling dangerous.

I'd risk a red card just to get your number.

You must be a world-class shot, because you're absolutely stunning.

Can I be your personal goalkeeper? I promise to protect your heart.

Is your name Clean Sheet? Because you're looking flawless tonight.

I must be a striker, because I can't stop thinking about scoring with you.

You've got me diving head over heels - want to grab coffee sometime?

You've scored a direct hit on my heart - fancy going for post-match drinks?

I'm usually focused on the goal, but tonight, all I see is you.

They say I command my area well, but you're the one in control right now.

I'm used to being alert for 90 minutes, but you've got my attention 24/7.

I may be a keeper, but I'd gladly let you slip past my defenses.

They call me the last line of defense, but for you, I'd drop all my guards.

I'm known for my distribution, but you're the only one I want to connect with tonight.

They say timing is everything in goalkeeping. Seems like the perfect time to ask you out.

I've trained to catch anything that comes my way, but I never expected to catch feelings for you.

I'm usually focused on the goal, but right now, all I see is you.

They say I've got safe hands, want to find out for yourself?

I'm used to reading the game, but you've got me at a loss for words.

They say I'm good with my hands, but I'd rather hold yours.

I may guard the net, but you've captured my attention.

Usually, I'm all about clean sheets, but you're making me reconsider.

I'm known for my reflexes, but you've got me frozen in place.

They call me a sweeper keeper, but you're the one sweeping me off my feet.

I'm always looking to make a save, but you might just be my game-changer.

I thought I had good positioning, but you've completely thrown me off my game.

I'm used to facing shots, but nothing prepared me for your smile.

I've got my eye on the ball, but I can't help noticing you.

Are you a penalty kick? Because you've got me weak at the knees.