38 Cuddle Pick Up Lines That Actually Work

They say the best things come in pairs - like us in a cuddle puddle.

I was going to make my bed today, but if you help mess it up again, it wouldn't be a total waste.

They say the best things in life are free - like cuddles. Want to make each other rich?

Is your name Autumn? Because falling for you seems inevitable.

I've been told I give world-class hugs. Would you like to write a review?

The weather forecast calls for cuddles with a high chance of chemistry.

They say the perfect temperature for sleeping is 65°F, but I think it's whatever temperature you are.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in thoughts of cuddling with you.

Are you a professional napper? Because I think we could collaborate on some groundbreaking work.

Is your schedule as open as your arms could be? Because I'd love to pencil in some cuddle time.

Are you a blanket thief? Because you've already stolen my interest in sleeping alone.

Do you believe in love at first snuggle? No? Maybe we should conduct an experiment.

I hear you're an expert at parallel parking. I'm an expert at parallel napping - want to combine our skills?

Are you a memory foam mattress? Because I have a feeling we'd perfectly mold together.

They say body heat is the most efficient way to stay warm. Want to help me test that theory?

I've got Netflix and excellent cuddling credentials. Care to verify both claims?

Is your love language physical touch? Because I'd like to speak it fluently with you.

I've been told I'm an excellent big spoon, but I'm willing to be your little spoon if that's your preference.

I've got a PhD in Professional Hugging Dynamics. Would you like to be part of my ongoing research?

I'm not saying we should cuddle, but I'm also not not saying that.

I've got a blanket with room for two and a playlist that's begging for company.

Are you a cat? Because you've got me thinking about curling up together for a nap.

Are you a master of the snuggle shuffle? Because I think we could make some moves together.

Warning: Side effects of cuddling with me may include excessive comfort and recurring happiness.

Is your schedule as soft as you look? Because I'd love to pencil in some quality snuggle time.

I'm starting a cuddle committee and I think you'd make an excellent chairperson.

They say sharing body heat is the most environmentally friendly way to stay warm. Want to help save the planet?

Do you have a license to be this cuddleable? I might need to see some credentials.

I've got a serious case of cuddle deficiency - my doctor says you might be the cure.

The weather outside is whatever, but the forecast in my room calls for cozy vibes and premium cuddles.

Scientists say humans need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. I'm currently running a deficit - care to help?

I think my couch has separation anxiety - it keeps asking when you're coming over.

Is this spot taken? No, not the chair - the empty space in my arms.

Are you a professional cuddler? Because I'd like to submit my application for the position of 'favorite snuggle buddy.'

I'm conducting a study on the correlation between cuddling and happiness. Would you like to be my research partner?

They say the best dreams happen when you're comfortable. Want to test that hypothesis?

Looking for someone to share my blanket empire with - previous experience in fort-building preferred.

Is your name Gravity? Because I keep falling for the idea of cuddling with you.