55 Tree Pick Up Lines

Like a buck scraping trees, I'm trying to leave my mark on your heart.

Is that Tree Pose, or are you just naturally that balanced and beautiful?

If you were a tree, you'd be a cutie.

If love were a forest, you'd be the tallest tree.

If you were a tree, I'd be honored to be your roots - always there to support you.

You must be a palm tree, because you're a total beach.

Are you a banyan tree? Because I'd love to get tangled up in your roots.

Are you a rubber tree? Because you've got me all bouncy.

You must be a coconut tree, because I'm going nuts for you.

Call me a tree ring, because I want to be a part of your history.

You must be a Christmas tree, because I want to put my package under you.

You must be a palm tree, because you're making me feel tropical in all the right places.

Call me a tree surgeon, because I'd love to examine your trunk.

I'm no tree hugger, but I'd love to wrap my arms around your trunk.

Are you a mango tree? Because I'd love to climb all over you.

If life were a mango tree, I'd choose the branch closest to you.

Let's make like trees and leave... our clothes behind.

Call me a tree, because I'm falling hard for you.

Must be fall, because I'm falling for your charms faster than leaves from a tree.

I'm falling for you faster than leaves from a tree.

You've got me falling faster than acorns from an oak tree.

They say money doesn't grow on trees, but damn, you look like a million berries.

If life's a citrus grove, you're the tree I want to grow old with.

I must be an orange tree, because I'm firmly rooted in my attraction to you.

Orange you tired of all these citrus puns? Let's make like a tree and leaf... together.

Roses are red, your skin's turning pink - let's find a nice shade tree, where we can really think.

They say money doesn't grow on trees, but our love could blossom on any branch.

I'm no tree hugger, but I'd love to embrace you.

I'm no tree expert, but I'm pretty sure you're a real catch-us.

For even trees grow in her direction mistaking her for the sun's light.

I'm falling for you like the leaves in an autumn.

If beauty were a forest, you'd be the whole ecosystem.

Are you a redwood? Because you stand out above the rest.

Call me a woodpecker, because I'd love to tap that trunk.

Is your name Cypress? Because I'd love to take a dip in your swamp.

Call me a botanist, because I'd love to study your flora.

You must be a mangrove, because you've got me swamped with desire.

Is your name Sycamore? Because I'm sick-a-more being without you.

Are you made of wood? Because you're giving me morning wood.

Call me a forest fire, because you've got me all hot and bothered.

Is your name Ash? Because you're smoking hot.

Are you an oak? Because I'm acorn-y just looking at you.

You must be a weeping willow, because you're making me weak in the knees.

Are you a cherry blossom? Because you've got me blooming with desire.

Are you a redwood? Because you've got me standing tall and hard.

Call me a lumberjack, because I'd love to fall for you.

Your curves are like a weeping willow – they make me want to get down on my knees.

Is your name Maple? Because I'd tap that all day long.

You must be a pine, because you're looking mighty fine.

Are you Bark-ira? Because those hips don't lie.

You must be an evergreen, because you've got me pining all year round.

Is it hot in here, or are you just making my sap rise?

Call me Johnny Appleseed, because I'd love to plant my seed in your orchard.

Are you a birch? Because you're making me quiver.

I must be a squirrel, because I'm nuts about you.