37 Tree Pick Up Lines

If you were a tree, you'd be a cutie.

If love were a forest, you'd be the tallest tree.

I'm falling for you like the leaves in an autumn.

If you were a tree, I'd be honored to be your roots - always there to support you.

If beauty were a forest, you'd be the whole ecosystem.

Are you a redwood? Because you stand out above the rest.

You must be a palm tree, because you're a total beach.

Are you a banyan tree? Because I'd love to get tangled up in your roots.

Call me a woodpecker, because I'd love to tap that trunk.

Is your name Cypress? Because I'd love to take a dip in your swamp.

Are you a rubber tree? Because you've got me all bouncy.

Call me a botanist, because I'd love to study your flora.

You must be a coconut tree, because I'm going nuts for you.

Call me a tree ring, because I want to be a part of your history.

You must be a mangrove, because you've got me swamped with desire.

You must be a Christmas tree, because I want to put my package under you.

Is your name Sycamore? Because I'm sick-a-more being without you.

You must be a palm tree, because you're making me feel tropical in all the right places.

Are you made of wood? Because you're giving me morning wood.

Call me a forest fire, because you've got me all hot and bothered.

Is your name Ash? Because you're smoking hot.

Are you an oak? Because I'm acorn-y just looking at you.

You must be a weeping willow, because you're making me weak in the knees.

Call me a tree surgeon, because I'd love to examine your trunk.

Are you a cherry blossom? Because you've got me blooming with desire.

Are you a redwood? Because you've got me standing tall and hard.

Call me a lumberjack, because I'd love to fall for you.

Your curves are like a weeping willow – they make me want to get down on my knees.

Is your name Maple? Because I'd tap that all day long.

You must be a pine, because you're looking mighty fine.

Are you Bark-ira? Because those hips don't lie.

I'm no tree hugger, but I'd love to wrap my arms around your trunk.

You must be an evergreen, because you've got me pining all year round.

Is it hot in here, or are you just making my sap rise?

Call me Johnny Appleseed, because I'd love to plant my seed in your orchard.

Are you a birch? Because you're making me quiver.

I must be a squirrel, because I'm nuts about you.