50 Fun Vegetable Pick Up Lines for a Good Laugh

If you were a vegetable, you'd be kale - because you're a cut above the rest.

I'm drawn to you like a bee to a flower - want to pollinate?

Are you a mushroom? Because you're a fun guy/gal, and I'd love to get spore-adically intimate.

Let's be like two onions and make each other cry tears of joy.

You must be garlic, because you're driving me crazy with desire - and I can't get enough.

I'd love to squash any doubts you have about going out with me.

Are you a tomato? Because you're looking mighty fine, and I'd love to toss your salad.

Let's be like corn - always better when we come together.

You must be a potato, because you've got me all mashed up inside.

Are you a radish? Because you're really radishing up my world.

You must be a bell pepper, because you're looking hot in all the right places.

Are you an artichoke? Because you've got layers, and I'd love to peel them back slowly.

Call me a gardener, because I'd love to plant my seed in your fertile soil.

Is that a cucumber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

You must be an eggplant, because you're bringing all the auber-genius to this conversation.

I'm like broccoli - I may look rough on the outside, but I'm soft and tender where it counts.

Are you a carrot? Because you're making me see better in the dark.

Let's make like two peas and get cozy in a pod together.

I'd love to turnip the heat with you tonight.

Let's make like asparagus and get a little wild and stringy together.

I bet we could make a great pair, like peas and carrots.

You've got me feeling like a ripening avocado - perfectly soft on the inside.

You must be an artichoke heart, because you've captured mine.

Like a perfect stir-fry, we've got all the right ingredients for something special.

Are you a cucumber? Because you're looking cool as can be.

If our relationship was a garden, I'd tend to it every day.

You've got me feeling like a sunflower - always turning towards your light.

Like a well-tended vegetable patch, I think we could grow something beautiful together.

I must be a zucchini, because I can't stop growing fonder of you.

If our love was a salad, you'd be the dressing - you make everything better.

Are you a cherry tomato? Because you're small, cute, and I bet you're bursting with flavor.

I'd brave any cornfield maze to find my way to you.

You must be a bell pepper, because you're looking sweet in all the right places.

Like a perfectly roasted vegetable, you're bringing out all my best flavors.

If you were in my vegetable garden, you'd be the prize-winning pumpkin.

Are you a carrot? Because you've got me seeing clearly now.

I'd love to romaine by your side all night long.

You're like my favorite vegetable soup - warm, comforting, and full of goodness.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a sweet potato - because you're sweet and irresistible.

You must be a hot pepper, because you're making me sweat in all the right places.