18 Menu Pick Up Lines

You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U

I'm not much of a cook, but I know I want to stir things up with you.

Let's skip the appetizers and go straight to the main course - a date with me.

Are you a menu? Because I can't stop looking at you.

You must be the soup of the day, because you're so hot.

I'd love to wine and dine you, if you'll be my entrée tonight.

I'd order anything on the menu, as long as it comes with your company.

If you were a dish, you'd be a full-course meal.

Can I get your number on the side? It's not on the menu, but I'm hoping for a special order.

They say the way to someone's heart is through their stomach, but you've gone straight to mine just by being here.

I hope you're not counting calories, because I'd love to take you out.

Is your name Menu? Because you've got all my favorite options.

Are you free tonight? Because I'd like to add you to my menu.

If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be à la right.

If you were on the menu, you'd be the chef's special.

I must be looking at the dessert menu, because you're sweet as can be.

Are you the daily special? Because you look like a real treat.

I'd like to place an order for your number, with a side of dinner plans.