37 Menu Pick Up Lines

Like their dessert menu, you're the sweet ending I've been looking for.

Like their midnight menu, you're exactly what I've been craving all night.

You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U

Are you a menu? Because I can't stop looking at you.

I'd order anything on the menu, as long as it comes with your company.

Can I get your number on the side? It's not on the menu, but I'm hoping for a special order.

Is your name Menu? Because you've got all my favorite options.

Are you free tonight? Because I'd like to add you to my menu.

If you were on the menu, you'd be the chef's special.

I must be looking at the dessert menu, because you're sweet as can be.

If you were a menu item, you'd be the one that's always sold out.

If you were on the menu, you'd be the special of the day, every day.

Is this the Dollar Menu? Because you're a great deal.

Are you a drive-thru? Because I'd like to check out your menu.

Are you a value menu? Because you're looking like a steal.

If life were a menu, I'd order you as the main course.

I'm usually more of a ham, but for you, I'd be anything you want on the menu.

I'd skip the appetizers and go straight for the main course if you were on the menu.

If love were a menu, I'd order you every time.

I must be looking at the value menu, because you're a real catch.

Are you on the secret menu? Because you look too good to be true.

Let's make like a berry and split... this dessert menu. I'm sweet on you already.

Is this the secret menu? Because you're a specialty I'd like to try.

Are you a Starbucks menu? Because I like every single thing about you.

Is this the Starbucks secret menu? Because I'd love to try your hidden specialties.

Are you a secret menu item? Because you're too good to be true.

Can I tell you what's on the menu? "Me, n', u"

I'm not much of a cook, but I know I want to stir things up with you.

Let's skip the appetizers and go straight to the main course - a date with me.

You must be the soup of the day, because you're so hot.

I'd love to wine and dine you, if you'll be my entrée tonight.

If you were a dish, you'd be a full-course meal.

They say the way to someone's heart is through their stomach, but you've gone straight to mine just by being here.

I hope you're not counting calories, because I'd love to take you out.

If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be à la right.

Are you the daily special? Because you look like a real treat.

I'd like to place an order for your number, with a side of dinner plans.