91 Kiwi Pick Up Lines

Are you a kiwi? Because you're small, sweet, and making my heart fuzzy.

Kiwis have fuzz, roses have leaves, Your charm has me weak in the knees.

Roses are red, kiwis are sweet, Without you, my life's incomplete.

Kiwis are green, violets are blue, I'd slice through anything to be with you.

Roses are red, kiwis are round, With you, paradise I've finally found.

Kiwis have seeds, roses have stems, Your eyes sparkle brighter than any gems.

Roses are red, kiwis are tart, You've taken a bite right out of my heart.

Kiwis are fuzzy, violets are smooth, Your voice is the sweetest, soothing groove.

Roses are red, kiwis are ripe, You're definitely my favorite type.

Kiwis are juicy, roses smell nice, But your kiss would be true paradise.

Roses are red, kiwis are rare, Our love is a fruit beyond compare.

Kiwis are tasty, violets are blue, I'd love to share a picnic with you.

Roses are red, kiwis are fine, But you, my dear, are simply divine.

Roses are red, kiwis are juicy, A night with you would be oh so saucy.

Kiwis are green, roses have thorns, For you, I'd brave both prickles and storms.

Roses are red, kiwis are sweet, You've swept me right off my feet.

Kiwis are tangy, violets are blue, I'd love to share a fruit salad with you.

Roses are red, kiwis are round, With you, true happiness I've found.

Kiwis have seeds, violets have petals, Your love has me testing all my metals.

Roses are red, kiwis are furry, Into your arms, I'd love to scurry.

Kiwis are tropical, violets are not, You're the perfect blend of cool and hot.

Roses are red, kiwis are divine, I'm hoping you'll be my Valentine.

Roses are red, kiwis are bright, Your smile outshines them both day and night.

Kiwis are fuzzy, roses have thorns, My heart for you each day adorns.

Roses are red, kiwis are small, But my love for you stands big and tall.

You must be a kiwi martini, because you're sophisticated, intoxicating, and best enjoyed slowly.

Want to play 'Kiwi or Dare'? I dare you to guess where I'm hiding the fruit.

Are you a kiwi sommelier? Because you've got me intoxicated without a drop of alcohol.

I must be a kiwi seed, because I can see myself growing old with you.

Is that a kiwi-shaped birthmark? I'd love a closer inspection.

You must be a kiwi sorbet, because you're cool, refreshing, and I want to savor you all night.

Want to be the kiwi to my fruit kebab? I promise you'll be the star of my skewer.

Kiwis are hairy, violets are slick, Your charm has me falling super quick.

Is that kiwi-scented lotion? Because you're looking smooth and irresistible.

You must be a kiwi parfait, because you've got layers I'd love to explore.

Want to be my kiwi experiment? I promise the results will be delicious.

Are you a kiwi vine? Because I'm picturing you wrapped around me.

I like my kiwis how I like my flirting: bold, juicy, and leaving a lasting impression.

Is it hot in here, or is it just the kiwi-induced passion between us?

You must be a kiwi margarita, because you're sweet, tangy, and bound to make my night interesting.

Want to play 'Find the Kiwi'? I'll hide it somewhere on me, and you can search.

Are you a kiwi farmer? Because you've cultivated feelings I didn't know I had.

I must be a kiwi skin, because I'm ready to peel off for you.

Is that a kiwi-flavored lip gloss? I'd love to taste it... for scientific purposes, of course.

You must be a kiwi daiquiri, because you're smooth, refreshing, and I want you on the rocks.

Want to be the kiwi to my cheesecake? Together, we'll make a mouthwatering combination.

Roses are red, kiwis are green, Your eyes are the sweetest I've ever seen.

Kiwis are fuzzy, violets are blue, I'd peel the world, just to be with you.

Roses are red, kiwis are tart, One taste of you has captured my heart.

Kiwis are oval, violets are purple, Without you, my life feels infertile.

Roses are red, kiwis are seedy, Your love's the only vitamin I'm needy.

Are you a kiwi? Because you're the fuzz-t thing I want to see in the morning.

I must be a kiwi harvester, because I'd love to pick you up tonight.

Want to be my kiwi partner? I promise our relationship will be anything but fuzzy.

Are you a kiwi orchard? Because I'd love to spend all day exploring your goods.

I like my kiwis how I like my dates: sweet, exotic, and ready to be devoured.

Is it just me, or is the kiwi not the only thing ripe for the picking here?

Is it just me, or is there some kiwi-stry between us?

You must be a kiwi tart, because you're sweet, tangy, and I want a bite.

Want to be the kiwi to my fruit salad? You'll be the star of the bowl.

Are you a kiwi cutter? Because you've sliced right through to my heart.

I must be a kiwi vine, because I'm really growing attached to you.

Is that a kiwi in your hand, or are you just happy with your produce selection?

You must be a kiwi sorbet, because you're cool, refreshing, and I want to savor you slowly.

Want to compare our vitamin C levels? I hear kiwis are loaded, but I bet you've got even more.

Are you a kiwi? Because you're the only fruit I want to spoon tonight.

I must be a kiwi expert, because I know exactly how to handle delicate fruit like you.

Is that kiwi juice running down your chin, or are you just drooling over me?

You must be a kiwi ninja, because you've skillfully sliced your way into my heart.

Is it hot in here, or is it just the kiwi flush on your cheeks?

You must be a kiwi smoothie, because you've got me all blended up inside.

Want to peel my kiwi? I promise it's worth the effort.

Are you a kiwi bird? Because you're flightless, but you've still got my heart soaring.

I must be allergic to kiwis, because you're taking my breath away.

Is that a kiwi-flavored lip balm? Mind if I taste?

You must be a kiwi berry, because you're small, sweet, and I want a whole bunch.

Want to be the kiwi to my pavlova? I promise we'll make a perfect dessert.

Are you a kiwi? Because you've got me feeling fuzzy all over.

I must be a kiwi seed, because I'm hoping to plant myself in your heart.

Is that a kiwi-scented perfume? Because you're smelling extra fruitylicious tonight.

You must be a kiwi cocktail, because you're exotic and intoxicating.

Want to play a game of 'Guess the Kiwi'? I'll be blindfolded, and you can be delicious.

Are you a kiwi grower? Because you've got some impressive fruit.

I like my kiwis how I like my lovers: sweet, juicy, and leaving me wanting more.

Are you a kiwi? Because you're fuzzy on the outside, but sweet on the inside.

I must be a kiwi farmer, because I'd love to handle your fruit.

Is that a kiwi in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

You must be a golden kiwi, because you're rare and absolutely delicious.

Want to come back to my place and compare our kiwis?

Are you a kiwi vine? Because I'd love to get tangled up with you.

I like my partners like I like my kiwis: fuzzy, juicy, and full of vitamin C.