114 Gym Pick Up Lines

You've got my stomach doing more acrobatics than an Olympic gymnast.

If feelings were physical, you'd have my stomach doing Olympic-level gymnastics right now.

Your body must be a gym, because you're working me out just standing there.

I should report you to security. I don’t think you’re allowed to bring a six-pack to this gym.

Roses are red, gym mirrors reflect, Your focus and drive, I deeply respect.

Roses are red, gym bags carry gear, Your presence alone, brings me good cheer.

Roses are red, cool-downs are neat, Grabbing a post-gym meal would be such a treat.

Roses are red, gym towels are white, Your gains are impressive, fancy a post-workout bite?

Roses are red, gym clothes are tight, Your physique's so fine, it's out of sight.

I think I need a gym buddy, want to spot each other?

Call me a resistance band, because I'm drawn to you.

Are you a cooldown? Because you're making me feel all kinds of relaxed.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your glutes- I mean, eyes.

Are you a barbell? Because I'd love to pick you up sometime.

You must be HIIT, because you've got my heart rate up and I'm sweating already.

Is this the gun show? Because your arms are dangerous.

I don't need a spotter, but I wouldn't mind you checking out my form.

You must be flexibility training, because you've got me all bent out of shape.

Is your name Yoga? Because you've got me feeling all kinds of flexible.

Are those running shoes? Because you've been racing through my mind all day.

I must be overtraining, because I can't get you out of my head.

I must be doing mountain climbers, because you've got me breathless.

Is that outfit made of boyfriend material? Because it's a perfect fit.

Call me a treadmill, because I'll go at whatever pace you set.

Are you a protein shake? Because you're everything my body needs.

Are you a squat rack? Because I'd like to get low with you.

Is your name Cardio? Because you make my heart race.

Do you believe in love at first set? Because I think we just had a moment.

You must be a lat pulldown, because you're broadening my horizons.

Are those knee sleeves? Because you're the joint support I've been missing in my life.

Are you a foam roller? Because you've got all my knots worked out.

Must be leg day, because you've got me weak at the knees.

Is your name Creatine? Because you're fueling my desire.

You must be doing push-ups, because you're pushing all my buttons.

Are those battle ropes? Because I'm battling these feelings for you.

Is your name Pre-workout? Because you've got me all amped up.

You must be a pull-up bar, because you've raised my standards.

Are those ankle weights? Because you've got me anchored in place.

Is your name BCAA? Because you're essential to my day.

You must be doing box jumps, because you've got my heart leaping.

Are those weight plates? Because you're tipping my scales of attraction.

Is your name Burpee? Because you take my breath away and make me want to fall for you.

You must be a medicine ball, because you're the cure for my loneliness.

Are those grip strengtheners? Because you've got a firm hold on my attention.

Is your name Muscle Confusion? Because I'm totally perplexed by your beauty.

You must be doing reverse flyes, because you've got me looking back.

Are those lifting gloves? Because you're handling me with care.

Is your name Tabata? Because 20 seconds with you would never be enough.

Roses are red, burpees are hard, Your workout intensity's off the chart.

Roses are red, ab rollers are round, Your core strength's got me spellbound.

Roses are red, jump ropes are long, Watching you workout, nothing could go wrong.

Roses are red, resistance bands stretch, Your dedication's something I'd like to catch.

Roses are red, weight plates are round, Your strength and grace, simply astound.

Roses are red, foam rollers relieve, A date with you, I'd love to achieve.

Roses are red, pre-workout gives power, I'd spot you anytime, even for hours.

Excuse me, but I think you dropped something—my jaw, when I saw you.

Thanks for lifting my spirits, please keep doing that.

You must be doing shoulder presses, because you've shouldered your way into my heart.

Roses are red, dumbbells are heavy, Your workout form's perfect, wanna grab a smoothie?

Roses are red, yoga mats are blue, I'd skip leg day, just to spot you.

Roses are red, protein shakes are thick, Your biceps are making my heart tick.

Roses are red, kettle bells swing, Your squats are so deep, they make my heart sing.

Roses are red, treadmills are fast, I'd run a marathon, if you'd be my last.

Roses are red, barbells are long, With you by my side, I'd always be strong.

Roses are red, pull-ups are tough, One look at you, and I can't get enough.

Roses are red, deadlifts build mass, I couldn't help notice, you've got a great... form.

Are those kettle bells? Because you're raising my temperature.

I think I need a spotter, because you've got me falling... for you.

Is your name Whey? Because you're the key to my gains.

You must be a treadmill, because you've got me running in circles.

Are you doing bench presses? Because you've pressed all my buttons.

I think I need a cooldown, because you're making me hot.

Is your name Pilates? Because you've got me core-shaken.

You must be a protein bar, because you're the perfect snack.

Are those lifting straps? Because I'm strapped for words around you.

I think I need to adjust the weight, because you're too much to handle.

Is your name Sauna? Because you're making me sweat.

You must be doing lat pulldowns, because you've pulled me in.

Are those compression socks? Because you've got my blood pumping.

I think I need a new workout plan, and it's all about you.

Is your name DOMS? Because I'll be feeling you tomorrow.

You must be doing hip thrusts, because you've thrust yourself into my thoughts.

Are those resistance bands? Because I can't resist you.

Is your name Electrolytes? Because you're replenishing my spirit.

You must be doing pull-ups, because you're pulling me in.

Are those compression shorts? Because you're compressing all my thoughts into one: wow.

I'd love to be the resistance in your training routine.

Is your name HIIT? Because you've got me breathless.

You must be a deadlift, because you've got me floored.

Are you a yoga mat? Because I'd love to lie down with you.

I think I need to adjust my form, because you've got me all bent out of shape.

Is that sweat, or are you just glistening with awesomeness?

You must be doing bicep curls, because you're armed and dangerous.

Are you a cool-down routine? Because I can't stop thinking about you post-workout.

I don't need a mirror to check my form when I can see perfection right in front of me.

Is your name Flexibility? Because you've got me all twisted up.

You must be a barbell, because I'd love to pick you up.

Are you doing crunches? Because you're ab-solutely stunning.

I think I need a rest day, because you've left me weak in the knees.

Is that chalk on your hands, or are you just happy to see me?

You must be a rowing machine, because you've got me floating.

Are you a dumbbell? Because I'm feeling pretty stupid around you.

I think I need to check my pulse, because you're making it race.

Is your name Endurance? Because I could go all day with you.

You must be doing lunges, because you've taken a step into my heart.

Is your name Cardio? Because you've got my heart racing.

You must be doing squats, because that booty is out of this world.

Are you a protein shake? Because you're all I need to refuel.

I must be overtraining, because I can't stop looking at you.

Is your body fat percentage low? Because you're looking lean and mean.

You don't need a spotter, but I'd love to watch your back.

Are you a personal trainer? Because you're personally training my eyes on you.

I think I need a defibrillator, because you just made my heart skip a beat.

Is that pre-workout, or are you just naturally energizing?