73 Sleep Pick Up Lines

They say the average person spends a third of their life sleeping, but I'd rather spend that time getting to know you.

You must be REM sleep, because you're the most desirable part of my night.

Call me Sleeping Beauty, because I need your kiss to wake me up.

They say we should get 8 hours of sleep... want to spend the other 16 together?

I think I need to see a doctor - I can't sleep without dreaming about you.

They call it 'beauty sleep' for a reason, but you must never sleep because you're already perfect.

I usually count sheep to fall asleep, but tonight I'd rather count the hours we spend together.

You must be sleep paralysis, because you've got me frozen but I can't take my eyes off you.

I'm not sleepwalking, but you've got me moving in your direction.

You must be a sleep cycle, because you've got me going up and down all night.

Is your name Sleep Apnea? Because you take my breath away.

Are you deep sleep? Because you've got me feeling things in my deepest state.

Are you a sleep study? Because I want you to monitor my movements all night long.

Must be a sleep hypnosis recording, because one look at you and I'm completely under your spell.

Call me a sleepwalker, because I find myself unconsciously moving toward you.

You must be sleep deprivation, because you've got me feeling delirious in the best way possible.

I'm like a sleepy toddler right now—I need to be put to bed, but I'll fight it every step of the way.

You must be my sleep schedule, because I'd stay up all night for you.

Are you a sleeping bag? Because I want to zip us up together.

Must be a sleep disorder, because I can't close my eyes without seeing you.

Is your name Sleep Paralysis Demon? Because you've been haunting my bedroom in the best way.

You must be my sleep talking, because you're making me say things I've only thought about.

Like sleep, you're something I need every night but never seem to get enough of.

Are you sleep inertia? Because even after we part, I find it hard to move on with my day.

You must be my sleepy time tea, because one taste of you and I'm ready for bed.

Are you a weighted blanket? Because I have a feeling you'd help me sleep better at night.

You must be gravity, because I'm drawn to the idea of falling asleep in your arms.

Are you a weighted blanket? Because I have a feeling you'd help me sleep better at night.

Let's make sleeping beauty jealous with our own fairytale ending.

They say counting sheep helps you sleep, but I've been counting the hours until I see you again.

Sleep is my second favorite activity. Want to know my first?

Maybe I'm nocturnal, because I can't sleep when you're on my mind

Are you a blanket thief? Because you've already stolen my interest in sleeping alone.

They say the perfect temperature for sleeping is 65°F, but I think it's whatever temperature you are.

Looking for someone to test my theory that spooning is better than solo sleeping.

Are you a weighted blanket? Because I have a feeling you'd help me sleep better at night.

I'd never put you in sleep mode - you're too fascinating.

They say lavender helps you sleep, but thoughts of you keep me awake at night.

Let's defy gravity together in my sleep pod.

If I were the sun, I'd hesitate to set, just to spend a few more moments basking you in my warm glow. But since I can't hold back time, I'll simply say good night and dream of the morning when I can shine on you again. Sleep well

Are you a dream? Because pinch me, I must be sleeping to see someone so stunning after dark.

Roses are red, alarm clocks beep, With you by my side, I'd never need sleep.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. The best for last!

Roses are red, tea bags are steeping, It's your love, not coffee, that keeps me from sleeping.

You know, they say that love is when you don’t want to sleep because reality is better than your dreams. And after seeing you, I don’t think I ever want to sleep again.

I couldn't fall asleep. So I fell for you instead.

Is your name Insomnia? Because every time I close my eyes, all I can think about is you.

Are you my dream journal? Because I'd like to fill you with my deepest fantasies.

Is your bed made of memory foam? Because I'd like to make some unforgettable impressions with you.

Are you a pillow? Because I want to hold you all night long.

You must be a mattress salesperson, because you've got me feeling things I've never felt before.

Is your name Melatonin? Because you've got me feeling all kinds of relaxed and ready for bed.

Are you a good dream? Because I never want you to end.

Is your name Nightstand? Because I want you right beside my bed.

Are you a weighted blanket? Because I feel better when you're on top of me.

Is your nickname 'Pillow Talk'? Because I'd love to whisper sweet nothings with you all night.

They say never go to bed angry, so let's make up before we make out.

Are you a comfortable bed? Because I want to fall into you and never leave.

I must be having a lucid dream because I'm conscious of how amazing you are.

You're like the snooze button - I just want to hit that again and again.

I don't need a white noise machine when the sound of your voice is all I want to hear before bed.

They say dreams reflect our desires... want to help me fulfill mine?

Are you a dream catcher? Because you've captured all of my fantasies.

Is your name Pajamas? Because I want to slip into you before I go to bed.

They say spooning leads to forking... want to test that theory?

Are you my alarm clock? Because you've got me up and ready to go.

You must be a night light, because you're illuminating all my darkest desires.

Are you a bedtime story? Because I want you to be the last thing on my mind before I drift off.

Is your nickname 'Bed Head'? Because I'd love to see what yours looks like in the morning.

They say the best dreams happen when you're awake... want to find out together?

Are you a bedsheet? Because I want to get tangled up with you all night.

Is your name Nightcap? Because you're exactly what I need before bed.

Must be a dream sequence, because everything about you feels too good to be real.