40 Edgy Pick Up Lines

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... and I’m pretty sure you just stole my ability to think straight.

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? Actually, wait—let’s skip the formalities and just get to the part where you’re yelling my name.

I was going to say something clever, but then I saw you, and now I’m too busy wondering how you’re even real.

Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future... and my dreams... and maybe my shower thoughts.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again... slower this time?

You must be a black hole because you’re pulling me in, and I’m pretty sure I’m about to lose all sense of time and space.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te... and I’m Cu-Rious about what you’re doing later.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in the thought of you... and I’m not even trying to find my way out.

Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot, and I’m getting the urge to get closer... maybe too close.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber... and I’d be the salad dressing you’ve been waiting for.

Are you a WiFi signal? Because I’m feeling a strong connection... and I’d like to explore your bandwidth.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? Actually, don’t answer that—just let me fan you with my compliments.

Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest... and I’m willing to go into debt for you.

Do you have a name, or can I call you ‘my next bad decision’?

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type... and I’d love to press all your buttons.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you... and I’m not even sorry.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you... and I’d like to take you out.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants... metaphorically speaking, of course.

Are you a haunted house? Because I’m getting goosebumps just looking at you... and I’d love to explore what’s inside.

Do you have a name, or can I call you ‘the reason I’m smiling like an idiot right now’?

Are you a dreamcatcher? Because you just caught me fantasizing about you.

Do you have a name, or can I call you ‘the plot twist I didn’t see coming’?

Are you a library book? Because I’m checking you out... and I’d like to take you home.

Do you have a sunroof? Because I’m getting some serious ‘let’s stargaze together’ vibes from you.

Are you a campfire? Because you’re making me want to roast marshmallows... and maybe my dignity.

Do you have a map? Because I’m lost in the thought of you... and I don’t want to be found.

Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future... and my past... and my very vivid imagination.

Do you have a name, or can I call you ‘the reason I’m suddenly bad at making decisions’?

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... and so does my ability to form coherent sentences.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you... and I’d do it again.

Are you a black hole? Because you’re pulling me in, and I’m not even trying to escape.

Do you have a name, or can I call you ‘the highlight of my day’?

Are you a WiFi signal? Because I’m feeling a strong connection... and I’d like to explore your network.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your future... and it looks really good.

Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot, and I’m getting the urge to get closer... maybe too close.

Do you have a name, or can I call you ‘the reason I’m smiling like an idiot right now’?

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type... and I’d love to press all your buttons.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? Actually, don’t answer that—just let me fan you with my compliments.

Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest... and I’m willing to go into debt for you.

Do you have a name, or can I call you ‘my next bad decision’?