39 Tax Pick Up Lines

Baby, I'll be your personal deduction – let me reduce your taxable stress.

Are you a tax credit? Because you make everything better.

You must be a tax refund, because you're looking like a total windfall.

I'll file you under 'most wanted' in my heart's tax return.

Your curves are more complex than the tax code, and just as exciting.

Forget tax brackets – you're in a class all your own.

My love has no expiration date, unlike these tax forms.

I'll treat you better than an offshore tax haven.

You must be a tax extension, because you're making me want more time.

Baby, we could have more exemptions together than the entire tax code.

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight? Because I'm as desperate as a last-minute tax filing.

You must be taxes because you're taking up 99% of my mental real estate without my consent

Are you a tax write-off? Because I'd like to claim you this year.

If relationships were tax brackets, you'd put me in the highest tier of happiness.

You're like a rare tax exemption - too good to pass up.

If charm were taxable, you'd owe a fortune.

You must be a tax return, because I'd love to file you under 'mine'.

If love were a programming language, you'd be my native syntax.

Are you a tax haven? Because I want to shelter all my love in you.

Are you a taxi? Because you've taken me for quite a ride.

Are you a property tax? Because you've got me feeling assessed.

Are you an audit? Because you've got me thoroughly examined and wanting more.

I've got a 1040 reasons why we should file... our feelings for each other.

Forget W-2s, I want a W-YOU in my life.

My love for you is like capital gains – long-term and always appreciating.

Hey there, want to compare our exemptions later?

I'm not just looking to claim you as a dependent – I want to claim your heart.

Let's merge our assets and I promise no itemized complaints.

My love has no standard deduction – it's completely itemized for you.

Want to play accountant? I'll be the auditor checking out your assets.

Baby, I'll handle your returns better than the IRS handles money.

Are we doing a joint return? Because I'm all about that partnership.

I'm not just interested in your 1099, I want your whole portfolio.

Let's depreciate the distance between us and invest in our future.

You're not a liability – you're my most valuable asset.

I'd like to schedule a very personal audit of your heart.

Want to discuss some mutual funds? I mean mutual feelings.

Let's calculate our chemistry – I promise zero deductions from my attraction.

I'm not looking for a temporary arrangement – I want a permanent filing status with you.