84 Cowboy Pick Up Lines

Roses are red, the saloon is rowdy, You've got me tipsy, and I ain't had no brandy.

Roses are red, the cactus is prickly, Your sweet smile's got my heart racing quickly.

Roses are red, the tumbleweed rolls, Your eyes are deeper than gold mining holes.

Roses are red, the sheriff's badge is gold, You've stolen my heart, if truth be told.

Roses are red, the sunset's on fire, You're hotter than noon in the desert, entire.

Roses are red, my chaps are leather, How 'bout we ride off together?

Roses are red, the rattler shakes, Your beauty's more dangerous than all the snakes.

Roses are red, the ranch is vast, One look at you, and I'm ridin' fast.

Roses are red, the whiskey is strong, With you by my side, nothing could go wrong.

Roses are red, the prairie is wide, Your smile's so bright, it lights up the ride.

Roses are red, my lasso is true, I'd rope the moon, just to be with you.

Roses are red, the desert is dry, You're the oasis that caught my eye.

Roses are red, my horse is brown, You're the prettiest filly in this here town.

Roses are red, the campfire's bright, Let's share a blanket under the stars tonight.

Roses are red, my spurs are shiny, Your curves are finer than my prized pony.

You must be a wanted poster, 'cause you've captured my attention.

Is your name Tequila? 'Cause one shot of you isn't enough.

Are you a cowboy's bedroll? 'Cause I'd love to wrap myself up in you.

You must be a rodeo prize, 'cause you're worth competing for.

Is that a sheriff's badge on your chest, or are you just the star of my dreams?

Are you a cowboy's boots? 'Cause you're a perfect fit for me.

Are you a cowboy's coffee? 'Cause you're hot, strong, and keeping me up all night.

You must be a rodeo clock, 'cause time stops when I look at you.

Is your name Moonshine? 'Cause you're intoxicating and probably illegal.

Are you a frontier doctor? 'Cause you've cured my loneliness.

You must be a stallion, 'cause you've got me chomping at the bit.

Is that a branding iron in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Are you a sunset? 'Cause you're painting my world with beautiful colors.

You must be a cowgirl's chaps, 'cause you're hugging all the right places.

Is your name Tumbleweed? 'Cause I keep running into you in my dreams.

Are you a cowboy's lullaby? 'Cause you're music to my ears.

You must be a coyote, 'cause you've got me howling at the moon.

Is that a rattlesnake in your boot, or are you just excited to see me?

Are you a desert oasis? 'Cause I'm thirsty for your attention.

You must be a rodeo bull, 'cause you're giving me a wild ride.

Is your name Whiskey Barrel? 'Cause you're aged to perfection.

Are you a cowboy's rope? 'Cause you've got me all tied up in knots.

You must be a prairie fire, 'cause you're spreading fast and burning hot.

Is that a spur on your heel, or are you just trying to kick-start my heart?

Are you a cowboy's hat? 'Cause you're the crown on my head.

You must be a bronco, 'cause you've got my heart bucking wild.

Are you a desert bloom? 'Cause you're a rare and beautiful sight.

I'm usually a drifter, but for you, I might just settle down.

Is that a lasso in your hand, or are you just trying to catch my heart?

You must be a bandit, 'cause you've stolen my breath away.

I'm no gold prospector, but I think I've just struck the mother lode.

Is your name Quicksand? 'Cause I'm sinking fast for you.

You must be a cowgirl's lasso, 'cause you've got me all tied up.

Are you a wild mustang? 'Cause I'd love to take you for a ride.

I'm usually quick on the draw, but you've got me fumbling for words.

Is that a rodeo in your eyes? 'Cause I'm ready to hold on tight.

You must be a tumbleweed, 'cause you're blowing me away.

Are you a desert mirage? 'Cause you're too good to be true.

I'd trade my fastest horse for a slow dance with you.

Is your name Whiskey River? 'Cause I'd love to take a long drink.

You've got me seeing stars brighter than a Texas night sky.

Are you a bounty? 'Cause I'd chase you to the ends of the earth.

I'm no snake charmer, but I bet I could handle your python.

Is that a ten-gallon hat, or are you just happy to see me?

You must be a sharpshooter, 'cause you've hit me right in the heart.

Are you a campfire story? 'Cause you're too hot to handle.

I'd give up my spurs if you'd be the star on my sheriff's badge.

Is your name Tumbleweed? 'Cause I can't stop rolling towards you.

Are you a saloon? 'Cause I'd love to swing through your doors.

Your smile's brighter than a prairie sun, and twice as scorching.

I bet you could tame this bucking bronco with just one ride.

Your eyes are like the stars - I could get lost in them all night long.

I'm usually a lone ranger, but for you, I'd consider a partner.

I'd trade all my gold nuggets for a night with you, darlin'.

You've got me spinning faster than a tumbleweed in a tornado.

Is your name Whiskey? 'Cause you're intoxicating and I can't get enough.

I'd hang up my spurs for a chance to ride off into the sunset with you.

Are you a cactus? 'Cause you're looking mighty fine in a prickly situation.

You must be dynamite, 'cause you've blown me away.

I'd wrestle a grizzly bear just to get your number, sugar.

Are you a wild stallion? 'Cause I'd love to break you in.

Your curves are more dangerous than a rattlesnake, and twice as tempting.

I must be in the desert, 'cause you're the only oasis I see.

Is it hot in here, or is it just that smokin' saddle you're sitting on?

I'd lasso the moon for you, but I'd rather rope you into my bed.

Are you a cowgirl? 'Cause you've got me all roped up.

I'm no outlaw, but I'd love to steal your heart.

You must be the sheriff, 'cause you've got me wanted in every state.

Is that a six-shooter in your holster, or are you just happy to see me?