44 Crazy Cowboy Pick Up Lines They Need to Hear

Roses are red, the saloon is rowdy, You've got me tipsy, and I ain't had no brandy.

Is your name Whiskey River? 'Cause I'd love to take a long drink.

I'd give up my spurs if you'd be the star on my sheriff's badge.

Are you a campfire story? 'Cause you're too hot to handle.

You must be a sharpshooter, 'cause you've hit me right in the heart.

Is that a ten-gallon hat, or are you just happy to see me?

I'm no snake charmer, but I bet I could handle your python.

Are you a bounty? 'Cause I'd chase you to the ends of the earth.

You've got me seeing stars brighter than a Texas night sky.

I'd trade my fastest horse for a slow dance with you.

Are you a saloon? 'Cause I'd love to swing through your doors.

Are you a desert mirage? 'Cause you're too good to be true.

You must be a tumbleweed, 'cause you're blowing me away.

Is that a rodeo in your eyes? 'Cause I'm ready to hold on tight.

I'm usually quick on the draw, but you've got me fumbling for words.

Are you a wild mustang? 'Cause I'd love to take you for a ride.

You must be a cowgirl's lasso, 'cause you've got me all tied up.

Is your name Quicksand? 'Cause I'm sinking fast for you.

I'm no gold prospector, but I think I've just struck the mother lode.

Is your name Tumbleweed? 'Cause I can't stop rolling towards you.

Your smile's brighter than a prairie sun, and twice as scorching.

Is that a lasso in your hand, or are you just trying to catch my heart?

Are you a wild stallion? 'Cause I'd love to break you in.

You must be the sheriff, 'cause you've got me wanted in every state.

I'm no outlaw, but I'd love to steal your heart.

Are you a cowgirl? 'Cause you've got me all roped up.

I'd lasso the moon for you, but I'd rather rope you into my bed.

Is it hot in here, or is it just that smokin' saddle you're sitting on?

I must be in the desert, 'cause you're the only oasis I see.

Your curves are more dangerous than a rattlesnake, and twice as tempting.

I'd wrestle a grizzly bear just to get your number, sugar.

I bet you could tame this bucking bronco with just one ride.

You must be dynamite, 'cause you've blown me away.

Are you a cactus? 'Cause you're looking mighty fine in a prickly situation.

I'd hang up my spurs for a chance to ride off into the sunset with you.

Is your name Whiskey? 'Cause you're intoxicating and I can't get enough.

You've got me spinning faster than a tumbleweed in a tornado.

I'd trade all my gold nuggets for a night with you, darlin'.

I'm usually a lone ranger, but for you, I'd consider a partner.

Your eyes are like the stars - I could get lost in them all night long.

You must be a bandit, 'cause you've stolen my breath away.

I'm usually a drifter, but for you, I might just settle down.

Roses are red, the cactus is prickly, Your sweet smile's got my heart racing quickly.

Roses are red, the desert is dry, You're the oasis that caught my eye.