45 Economy Pick Up Lines That Add Value

Call me the Federal Reserve, because I'm ready to stimulate your economy.

Are you quantitative easing? Because you're pumping me full of good feelings.

Are you a yield curve? Because you've got me inverted in all the right ways.

You must be a monopoly, because you've cornered the market on my attention.

Is your middle name 'Interest'? Because you've got my rates rising.

Call me GDP, because I'm experiencing growth in your presence.

Are you a stimulus package? Because you're giving me a major boost.

You must be inflation, because you're making everything in my life harder.

Call me an emerging market, because I'm ready for some foreign investment.

Call me a bull market, because I'm always rising when you're around.

Is your name Liquidity? Because you've got my assets flowing.

You must be market manipulation, because you're controlling all my moves.

Is your nickname 'Margin'? Because you're calling to me.

Call me a bull spread, because I'm looking to maximize my gains with you.

Are you a tax haven? Because I want to shelter all my love in you.

You must be a futures contract, because I'm betting on our long-term prospects.

Is your name Supply Chain? Because you've got me all tied up.

Are you a hedge fund? Because you're making me want to take some risks.

You must be a hostile takeover, because you've aggressively seized my heart.

Is your last name 'Equity'? Because I'd like to increase my position in you.

Let's form a joint venture and explore some new markets together.

Is your name Dividend? Because you're paying off in all the right ways.

Are you a hostile takeover? Because you've aggressively captured my interest.

Call me the SEC, because I'd like to closely examine your figures.

Let's skip the due diligence - I'm ready to sign on the dotted line with you.

Are you an IPO? Because you're about to go public with me.

Is your love life in a bear market? Let me bull-ish you up.

Are you a quarterly report? Because you're making my numbers go up.

Are you a merger? Because you're making my assets and liabilities one.

I must be looking at a blue chip stock, because you're a valuable addition to any portfolio.

Are you a disruptive technology? Because you've completely innovated my world.

Let's synergize our core competencies and create some real value together.

Is your name Capital? Because I'd love to see some returns on you.

Are you a SWOT analysis? Because you're my Strength, Weakness, Opportunity, and Threat all in one.

Are you a startup? Because I'd like to invest all my time in you.

Is your name Profit? Because I've been looking to maximize you.

Is your name ROI? Because you're giving me an excellent return on my investment.

Are you a unicorn startup? Because you're rare, magical, and highly valued.

You've disrupted my entire industry - I can't focus on anything but you.

Your market value is off the charts - I'd invest everything I have in you.

Are you a high-yield investment? Because the dividends of your attention are paying off.

Is your name Synergy? Because together, we could be more than the sum of our parts.

You must be a unicorn startup, because you're one in a billion.

If you were listed on the stock exchange, I'd put all my assets into you.

Is your name Revenue? Because you're all I can think about, day and night.