19 Economy Pick Up Lines

Are you quantitative easing? Because you're pumping me full of good feelings.

Call me an emerging market, because I'm ready for some foreign investment.

Is your last name 'Equity'? Because I'd like to increase my position in you.

You must be a hostile takeover, because you've aggressively seized my heart.

Are you a hedge fund? Because you're making me want to take some risks.

Is your name Supply Chain? Because you've got me all tied up.

You must be a futures contract, because I'm betting on our long-term prospects.

Are you a tax haven? Because I want to shelter all my love in you.

Call me a bull spread, because I'm looking to maximize my gains with you.

Is your nickname 'Margin'? Because you're calling to me.

You must be market manipulation, because you're controlling all my moves.

Are you a yield curve? Because you've got me inverted in all the right ways.

Call me a bull market, because I'm always rising when you're around.

Is your name Liquidity? Because you've got my assets flowing.

You must be inflation, because you're making everything in my life harder.

Are you a stimulus package? Because you're giving me a major boost.

Call me GDP, because I'm experiencing growth in your presence.

Is your middle name 'Interest'? Because you've got my rates rising.

You must be a monopoly, because you've cornered the market on my attention.