40 Yoga Pick Up Lines

Are you a yoga block? Because you're supporting all my dreams

Let's practice some partner backbends - I promise to watch your behind... I mean, spot you

Your presence is so zen, you've got my mind doing backflips

They say yoga helps with stress, but you're making my heart race

Must be your Ujjayi breath, because you've got me all heated up

Your energy is so magnetic, my bandhas can't resist

Is that your yoga glow, or are you just naturally this radiant?

Want to practice some sacred geometry? I've got some angles in mind

Let's skip the Vinyasa and go straight to the flow between us

Your aura is so bright, I should've brought my spiritual sunglasses

Want to align our chakras and see what happens?

Must be your Mula Bandha, because you've got me locked down

Are you meditation? Because I can't get you out of my mind

Want to work on our flexibility together? I hear relationships need that

You must be in Child's Pose, because you've got me on my knees

Is that Kundalini rising, or am I just happy to see you?

Let's practice some partner inversions - I promise to catch you when you fall

Must be your Throat Chakra, because you've left me speechless

They say yoga is about finding inner peace, but all I found was inner pieces of you

Are you a Sun Salutation? Because you light up my whole day

My yoga teacher said to follow my bliss, and it led me straight to you

They say yoga is about union - want to test that theory?

Is that your Crown Chakra glowing, or are you just happy to see me?

Want to explore some tantric breathing techniques?

Let's skip the small talk and go straight to Shavasana

You must be doing Crow Pose, because you've got me totally off-balance

Want to practice some flow together? I promise I'm very flexible with my schedule

My Heart Chakra skips a beat whenever you're in the studio

Are you Warrior II? Because you've got me weak in the knees

Call me Downward Dog, because I'm totally falling for you

My Root Chakra is telling me we should get grounded together

Is that Tree Pose, or are you just naturally that balanced and beautiful?

You must be a yoga instructor because you've aligned all my energy

You must practice hot yoga, because you're melting my chakras

Is your name Asana? Because you've got me in quite a position

Want to come to my place for some partner yoga? I promise my intentions are pure... mostly

You must be an advanced practitioner, because you've mastered the art of taking my breath away

Are you my yoga mat? Because I'd love to unroll with you

Are you Savasana? Because I fall for you every time

Must be your third eye, because you saw right through to my heart